Miracle Whip
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"Wher'd that darn Mirac'le Whip go"
Adolf Hitler during World War II
"Luta'nit pass me my Miracle Whip would'ya"
General Lee during the Civil War
The Miracle Whip was first introduced around the time when Julius Ceasar was a todler. With his new toy he whipped to his hearts content. He became the General of the whole Roman army by the age of seven. It wa passed down for many genarations. The Miracle Whip was used in wars such as: Da 100 Tears War, The American Civil War, WW II, and the Cold War.
[edit] More History About The Miracle Whip
The Miracle Whip is not exactly a whip. It is a bottle with a trigger and when the trigger is pushed the bottle releases a white substance that poisons the air. It was named the Miracle Whip because the creators couldn't find a name for it. The Miracle Whip was lost in a British meusam right after the Cold War.
