Misogyny
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“One must not trust a vile beast that bleeds for seven straight days without perishing.”
Misogyny is the concept that men are naturally better than women. Even though men knew of their intrinsic superiority for millenia, there has been a wave of women's rights movements trying to crush the notion. The struggling males have been trying to win back their reign over the foul beasts for many years, but the attempt has been hampered by the desire to reproduce. Before 1960 women never had the concept of withholding sex from their partners because their brains were much too small to ever process the though. Even if the first recorded incident is in Aristophanes. Then, their brains began to grow and the Sexual Revolution occurred and men stopped getting laid. After the sex-starved guys realized they would not get anymore unless they relinquished some of their powers to the female, man became weak. Women started giving men commands and making them do chores around the house. Then came the atomic era, and things pretty much went back normal.
There are multiple scientific studies that prove the superiority of man, the most convincing one by Professor Drew Martin of Lehigh University. In his report Professor Martin states that the tide will turn against women's rights as soon as enough men have the realization they are intrinsically superior than women. "Misogyny is such a terrible word because it supposes women can be on the same level as men. The word was created on April 26, 1960 by the first feminist, Eve Tubman. Her name should be cursed by society." As shown, Professor Martin gives verifiable, convincing evidence that we should return to a patriarchal society.
Misogyny is whenever a man has an accurate opinion of women. It is mostly based on Pride, Ego and a dash of Lust. Most people believe in an equal society for all sexes. If you are one of these, You should be looked up. Children often get into these arguements at very early ages. Yet, this is not a major concern, for teenagehood comes around and they then don't give a shit anyways.
