Misquito
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The misquito is a small, flying, mutant earthworm known for its itchy bite. When a misquito bites you, it extracts a large quantity of blood from your body and takes it to its nest-- likely situated somewhere in your home. It's sad you never noticed.
[edit] How Misquitos Are Formed
The blood a misquito takes from your body is fed to baby earthworms that it is believed to have captured from the less capable mother earthworms. The DNA from your blood mixed with the misquitos I.A.N. (Itch All Night) saliva creates a form of light poison that transforms the small worms into small misquitos.
[edit] The Bite
The bite of a misquito may contain a small amount of the blood/saliva mixture (as described above). This lightly poisonous mixture creates an irritant under the skin causing bright red spots to appear and itch from hours to days- depending on the poison's potency.
A small percentage of people are highly allergic to the bite of the misquito. Nowadays, people can be tested for their allergic reactions before they even exit the womb. With this knowledge (and the paragraph of the bill of rights written in invisible ink), doctor's have the right to create "forced stillborns" so that those unique individuals need never breed themselves with the rest of society.
