Mister Kabc; MrKABC; MR Kay B. Cee

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Mister KABC is an AM talk show host broadcasting out of AM KABC in Los Angeles, California, USA. His format consists of letting anyone call and ask a any question about anything with no guests, topics, planted callers or goofy sound effects.

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[edit] So, what questions does he answer?

He may or may not answer that question. He began his radio career scoring doobies and loose-moraled hussies for the producers of the 'drugs, sex and rock and roll' show at the University of California at Santa Barbara's radio station. From there he plied the evil LA AM radio station KFI into letting him spew his immorality to the kind of alcoholics, insomniacs and drug addicts that are awake at the godforsaken hours.

[edit] Why was he fired?

Fired for carrying-on with the station manager's wife, Mister K's next victim became his present home station, KABC, also in Los Angeles where he managed to convince management to let him do his show duing the decent hours of 10PM till 1AM. When Mr. K began stirring the liberal pot too fervently, KABC station management inserted right-wing uber-neocon Marc Levin into the hour of what had Mr. K's first hour. This had the effect of turning off half of Mr. K's audience and preempting them from sticking around for his show.

There are also some at the station who actually believe the jingoistic, militaristic, Israelophile, gassbag (did I hear fascist?) is influencing listeners to support the Bush occupation's 'War on Terror.' Too bad they don't have sense to know peoples' minds are ... wait a minute... minds of people without can't be made already.

He was REASONABLE !!

[edit] About the station.

Fact is poeple with minds see through the occupation's imperial desires; they just can't spell. Those without watch Fauxsnews... and maybe some find their way to listen to Marc Levin. So listen while you can before the empire of the mouse in boxer shorts cuts the Mr KABC show after their half-witted efforts to diminish his audience have failed. As of this writing his show airs Weekday nights at 10PM on AM KABC Los Angeles.

The station has an anemic signal so if you're more than about 60 miles from LA you may have to listein online at www.kabc.com.

[edit] And so it came to pass.

And now, as of February 12, 2007, KABC management's goal at cutting off and killing Mr KABC's on-air career has come to fruition. Tonight, with no warning, Mr KABC has been replaced with yet another fascist Neocon gassbag - Marc Isler. Scarrier than the fact that Isler is on the radio is that he is a high school teacher where he must just disceminate ignorance and misinformation with a Neocon point. The ignorance and stupidity this man shows on his show is astounding. It's excusable that such a jackass be allowed on the air of AM talk radio - hey join the club. But please, fire his ass from warping the dulling the young minds of the upcoming generation of Americans. Just because I can't spell and my grammar and communication skills are poor doesn't mean that I don't know what I am talking about.