Moldavia

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Mюłdavia


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "простой процент или простой простой"

Anthem: "Fцйку towи"

Capital

Dnepropetrovsk

Largest city

Nikolayevskiy

Official languages

Government

Anarcho-Facism

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Rather Dashing

National Hero(es)

The Hero of Spielburg

Declaration
of Independence

1523

Currency

Euro

Religion

Church of Antwerp

Population

17 3/4

Likely Confused With

Ukraine

Moldavia is a small part of Mother Russia and bordered by Lithuania, which is pretty much like Moldavia excepting the fact that all Lithuanian men are poor whilst Moldavians are very poor. Moldavia is also completly engulfed by Romania.

Moldavians (usually referred to as Russians) speak the Latvian language, which is a branch of the Russian language.

In 1479 Moldavia was conquered by Estonia and Prussia. After a long dispute about the ownership of the country both of the invaders thought it to be too pointless and gave it to Romania as a birthday present. After the independent state was completly engulfed by Romania most forgot the state even existed, including Romania, even though it was 100% contained in its borders.

Latvia was under the jurisdiction of Romania since then, until it was finally lost to the European Union in 2004 as payment for an outstanding bar tab.

[edit] Politics

Unlike Russia(as much as they tried to be like them), Moldavia never caught on to communism, probably because they don't share well. Though under a neo-fascist regime now, thats not really working out either, because they don't take orders well either. The Moldavian Anarchist Nazi Party have gained much power recently and are expected to take control of the government during the next elections as they already control a majority of the power in local government. ктонибудь проверял эту лажевую статью? I see nothing funny in articles like this one. Show me that donkey who wrote all this... Бред просто... И про зык латышский тем более!

[edit] Economy

The backbone of the Moldavian economy

Moldavia's economy is upheld by two major staples: prostitution and toilets. Though the worlds 8th largest exporter of whores, its only the 90th largest exporter of attractive whores which grosses the country only $950 a year, mostly because the girls exported are russian. Though if the "Bitch Better Have my Money" Act of 2005 passes like its expected to, those revenues are expected to increase by 50%.

Until then, as the worlds 46th largest toilet producer, toilets will stay the mainstay of Moldavian's economy grossing $1.1 billion annually, exporting .8 billion to Latvia. Oddly, Moldavia is the worlds number one importer of toilet paper, costing the government nearly $4 billion annually. Economists think this is because of the unusual amount of trees eaten by Moldavia's citizens. I like Pie!

[edit] Controversy

In 2005 the government of Moldavia filed a law suit against Sierra Online for using a parody of their counrtie's name in it's early 90's video game, "Quest for GLory 4: Shadows of Darkness". In defense a representative of Sierra Online stated "We had no idea Moldavia still existed" and "We haven't seen them[Moldavia] on a map for centuries".