Moles

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“M...M...M..MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MMMM...M...MOLEEEE!!!”

~ Austin Powers on the Mole

“That Lithuanian kid with moles is fucking disgusting”

~ Liam S on the Mole

“I agree with Liam”

~ Western Society on the Mole

[edit] Moles

They are those random and incredibly pointless black/brown spots on skin that shouldn’t really exist…like my friend who is sitting right next to me as I type in thuis entry,

he has a mole, i mean it is scary, i mean i could pee my pants 10 times over if he flashed me with his mole, but i has moles too, but they are sexy. Recent studies have shown that they might also be a type of rodent but they are not totaly certain yet. The ugliest animal ever. Jack has a fuzzy mole dan holey moley im the franking machine

another definition of a mole can be found hiding deep within latimer community arts college he rarely is visible but occasionally has been seen with his 12 year old he is known as gilly

There are ones called george moles. They are fat and always have loads of sweets. ideal for baiting them.

[edit] Moles don't prove anything

Scientists have, not to the disbelief of all, just shown how ridiculous this postulate is because moles are NOT random and so nor are they pointless!

Moles are in fact programmed into us by (you guessed it); pan-galatic-super-dimmensional-astronimically-ergonomically-challenged-garden-swallowing moles.

The leading scientist, Ris Racso Edliw, MPhys, Bsc, Expat, Sasuages, Dg from the top university of the United Kingdom (err… Manchester?!?), has shown that moles are a special form of Godly entertainment – which is double plus good. The full article, published in New Scientist, is linked here

[edit] A New Mole

Atheists are hard at work though, and have found a new way to poke holes in the elaborate creator that is God. Freckles would appear to be the new spectre haunting him

==People With Moles== aka rhys Many people with moles have had success despite the disability. Such people as Reece who goes to college in year 10 in mrs websters english class have managed to overcome descrimination against moles, even though his mole was relly quite huge. he also had help over coming discrimination by using industrial strength mole shine which blinded everyone looking at him thus excluding him from the insults and taunts that follow all other mole sufferes. Reece is widely regarded as the moliest person to ever grace the earth and is renowned around the world for being the only person capable of going through entire drums of industrial strength mole shine every day of the week. it is also thought that his moles can be seen from the international space station and that his moles are the only thing that can make Chuck Norris cry, these reports are yet to be confirmed. Scientists widely agree that Reece does not qualify to be a human being anymore as his mole is growing bigger everyday and as such he is now more mole than human, he is now referred to as "mole" or "thing"

not to mention, people with huge moles will most likely be eaten by grues. example: MING GUANG LOLS