Molvania

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Molvania is a province of Boristan, somewhere east of Poland, if that's possible. It is the bithplace of the whooping cough, and any Molvanian will proudly tell you one of the thiefs crucified next to Jesus was, in fact from Molvania. A rare type of cat, the Juzxecvi, was created here, and said to produce great highs from kitten huffing. It takes pride that ZLAD! came in second place in the 2002 Eurovision song contest with his song Elektronic Supersonik.

[edit] The Language

The language has 3 dialects:, Old molvanian, and New Molvanian, the first of which is only used in the nation's capital. It also has four genders, one of which is reserved especially for cheeses.

Old Molvanian:

Jzez Nei Nei Nei Nei Klojxn Migk Hagt Vroloft? Is the water safe to drink? (Literally, Is not not not not the water that eats our bowels away?_
Krevzicni, Jeze! Zolozen Jzexacvai? Excuse me, where is the bathroom? (Literally, Hey! where piss-hole is the?)

New Molvanian:

Jzreca Nei Nei Tojoxyic Zwaxter Jzsaxfe? Is the water safe to drink? (Literally, Is not not the water unsafe and toxic?)

Prisnzex! Klomanika wzehxre?

Excuse me, where is the toilet? (Literally, Bitch! Where piss to go?)

However, it's very important that you DO NOT CONFUSE the dialects. For example, the phrase to ask if the water's safe in Old Molvanian means "Was wife of your so always ugly?" in New Molvanian.