Moment of Zen

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Here it is! Quick! Look! Nooo... too late. It's gone now”

~ Ed Sullivan on Moment of Zen

The Moment of Zen is a very special moment in a persons life that is very difficult to explain. It is like....oh....well, It's like a wonderful moment when you suddently seem to get it all, but then by the time you start to realize that you are having a Moment of Zen it is already g... Wait! ..... yesss

....nnnnnno! Shi

The Moment of Zen seem to be impossible to experience and comprehend on the same time. It should really be called the Moment of Catch 22 instead.

Discovered first by Ed Sullivan in 1910 and exploited as a gimmick, the search for the Moment of Zen has become a worldwide movement. Everywhere on meditation camps and New Age communes you can find people running around looking for it. It is said that 2006/05/04 03:02:01 was a very beautiful Moment of Zen - but that's just a lot of Pundit crap trying to sneak its way in to this beautiful spiri....

[edit] Places for Zen Nirvana

"The Buddha did not find the Peepul Tree, The johnson Him" .....and there was Zen.

Some of the best places for the tryst with that moment are,

• The Loo
• The Supermarket Queue
• When your car breaks down in the middle of the Sahara
• When you come face to face with a hungry cannibal
• Chewing Gum
• When you come face to face with several hungry cannibals
• Smelling your own farts
• If all else fails, give the Loo another shot.

[edit] Zen on the internet

You can search for moments of zen on the web. Google searches are particularly enlightening. It is believed to be attainable in the moment between "search" and "this page cannot be displayed." Alternately, you may see the message in a furiously vibrating box: "you may already have been enlightened."

With a big sharpie, he drew nothing persists but this

Uncyclopedia is one of the best places to search for zen. You will never be enlightened reading Uncyclopedia articles, nor can you truly comprehend them. This gets around the paradox by providing the opposite of zen - and the opposite of zen is a moment of enlightenment, if only you realiz...

Oh, that was good. Whatever it was.

.
.
.
.
.
.tua....nnnnno Rats! Again!