Monaco

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“What if the lives of the Beautiful People were just a reality show?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Beautiful People

“Screw the fuc*king Vatican”

~ Monacon who hates being 2nd smallest

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Monaco is the smallest city of Slowenian (Slovenian) empire. There live the most poorer Italiens!

Contents 1 Its Capital 2 Upside Down 3 The Actors and Actresses 3.1 Prince Antoine of the House of Griswald 3.2 Princess Catherine and Princess Simone 3.3 A Cast of Thousands 3.4 The Rich and Famous 3.5 Royal Lives 4 Show Themes 5 Set Locations 5.1 Casino de Monte-Carlo 5.2 Paris Hilton Hotel

[edit] Its Capital

The 'capital' of Monaco is Fontvieille. Its architecture and City Planning is inspired by the PC game Need For Speed Unlimited.

Alexia is resident Queen of Monaco; she is one of the actresses

[edit] Upside Down

Upside down, Monaco is Poland. For a proof - turn Poland upside down and have a look.

[edit] The Actors and Actresses

All of the actors and actresses are Beautiful People.

[edit] Prince Antoine of the House of Griswald

The lead actor is His Serene Highness Prince Antoine of the House of Griswald, a distant branch of deposed French royalty. Balding, yet a Beautiful People, he is a role model to frustrated young bachelors all over TV Land. Former captain of Jamaica's Olympic bobsled team (he once won Jamaican citizenship at the Casino de Monte-Carlo playing poker), on the show he is captain of Monaco's. Antoine is good with Da Babes. Antoine performs his own stunts.

[edit] Princess Catherine and Princess Simone

Antoine's two sisters, both Beautiful People, also have major roles: the high-society Princess Catherine and the powerfully-built adventure-hero Princess Simone. Simone's husband, Frederico, is a Cirque du Soleil circus-performer and a Beautiful People. Simone and Frederico perform their own stunts. As well, Simone performs Catherine's stunts.

[edit] A Cast of Thousands

Virtually all of the residents of the City of Cannes are cast-members of the show, mainly as extras but often in recurring supporting roles. Sporting Saint-Tropez suntans and tennis outfits, 98% of the Cannes population are Beautiful People. The 2% who aren't are not cast.

[edit] The Rich and Famous

Many Beautiful People -- film stars and figures from the world of Mass Entertainment and Mass Popular Culture -- from around the world play cameo and feature roles in the show. Most are voluntarily or forcibly rounded up by Simone during Cannes' annual International Film Festival. Filming of the show each season generally takes place in the two weeks following the film festival.

[edit] Royal Lives

Because royalty is one of the themes of the show, the show's casting policy is relaxed to permit members of other countries' active or deposed royal families to participate in the show whether or not they're Beautiful People.

[edit] Show Themes

As a reality show, the actors and actresses play themselves. Hence, the show is reminiscent of how a royal court in today's America would be if America had royalty and it had Beautiful People at the court and the court were located on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea in a European micro-nation.

[edit] Set Locations

Set locations include:

[edit] Casino de Monte-Carlo

Cannes City Hall functions as the set for the Casino de Monte-Carlo.

[edit] Paris Hilton Hotel

Beautiful People Paris Hilton enjoys Cannes and 'acting' in the show so much that she had her family build the Paris Hilton Hotel here. (To avoid possible confusion, the existing hotel in Paris was renamed the Hilton Paris Hotel.)

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