Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress
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The dress Monica wore.
Kenneth Star's proof that former U.S. President Bill Clinton received head (i.e. oral sex, blow job, knob polishing) from his secretary while First Lady Hillary Clinton practiced running the country.
Lewinsky initially met Bill Clinton after responding to the following personals ad from the Octember 32nd issue of the New York Times:WANTED: Ravenous, dedicated fellatrix of ravishing labial beauty, voluptuous callimastian figure, and indefatigable talent to be frequently and intensively irrumated by a competent and highly experienced member. FOR: pharyngeal expulsion of prostatic and testicular concoctions; indulgence of gender-stereotypical orally-fixated hedonistic cravings.
In retrospect, this wording may have been problematic.
Scientific analysis of the evidence has finally answered the question, "What is the volume of Ms. Lewinsky's mouth?", the answer being "0.26 American gallons". Or something like that. Science is not noted for its ability to tell a joke.
Lewinsky's dress was bought at auction by Richard Mellon Scaife. He uses it to wash off his car. Which is often covered with semen.
