Monkey heads
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The monkey head or "Headulopieus phlargium" is not to be confused with the Actual head of a monkey. They are a genus of the Lemon and Tom Hanks the Leming. Though a dispute between god and David Avalar (a prestigios agri sci scientology bastard) of there Genius phlargium and the closley related phlargiass is still being determend. They are not a earth creature naturaly, But an absorbed group that was able to survive on earth better than there Home planet, "Zoomock 12". The main species line includes: "Headulopieus phlargium" "Headulopieus snarglrp" "Headulopieus goopforck"
- Headulopieus Phlargium
- Headulopieus Snarglrp
- Headulopieus goopforck
Phlargium are a secluded albino version of the monkey head mainley dwelling On table scraps and brains. There feeding habits include licking the ground With their seraded Radium, sucking on people's heads until their brain comes Out (not the one on your shoulders). An experience most painful is there Acid puke spray. They use this to dissolve major organs before feasting on Them.
[edit] Settlements
They revolve around the city of New New France, a city of feces that has brought destruction of the entire globe by boring human offspring that stupifies the entire globe (George Walker Texas Ranger Bush), however, their human offspring project can't be eaten like real human. New New France has control of the entire world fashion industry which is the reason why hot pants went into style around 1980. The big pointy monkey head building was estimated to be the worlds largest ass scratcher of all time and controls all smell in the city. The city has the exact length of Jennifer Lopez's ass (100,000,000 ft. in diameter). It is estimated to be the world's largesr ass.
[edit] Acomplishments
The monkey heads were the first species to make plans for the first warp 100 starship, until the scientist lost the plans in his collection of monkey head pornography. They created a special cure for MAIDS which was a disease that caused them to listen to Britney Spears.
