Monza Corp.
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“The Monza Corp. should be attacked with an air raid from Chernobyl. They invented Wikipedia!”
~ Oscar Wilde on on supporting Richard Nixon
Monza Corporation is an Italian industry (born in 2003 when a viviparous forty-year-old man jumped from the top of a bridge in a river to learn how to swim without shoelaces on his boots) actually producing tons of different items and objects. They are well known for working only with things they've previously created. Monza workmen communicate with self-produced megaphones, powered with direct current (just because they haven't invented any battery or cell.
[edit] Monza Products
The most famous product of Monza is their "super-technological" vehicle "X4x3", powered with horses fed with saliva and guided by a steering wheel.
A list of items they have produced since they exist includes: tractors, wheelbarrows, doors, windows, pencils, pens, books, coffins, prostheses, tents, marquees, umbrellas, beach umbrellas, buttons, push buttons, keys, keyboards, furniture and wardrobes. Other advertised products include: scissors, paper knives, molecular accelerators, switches, durum wheat pasta, egg noodles, packed meat broth, cooked meat broth, eaten meat broth, relays, brulé wine, tapis-roulants, cacao, cocoa, coconuts, coconut palms, coconut milk, chocolate and shit (loads of shit).
Then the list goes on with: telephones, Ricky Martin, rugs, slippers, flip-flops, lobsters, mongooses, Jurassic Park, beef, bifocals, bifurcations, roastbeef, logs, trunks and Tronky. The main invention, although it is not patented and not useful to humanity, is called Wikipedia.
[edit] Specialisms
They are specialised in truffle repairing, olive stoning, production of "4" and "5" button for computer and non-computer keyboards, and casting of TV series. They have produced farcical stuff like fake arms, fake legs, fake shoulders, fake alive people, fake dead people, fake rich people, fake poor people, fake belly buttons and fake belly dancers.
In 2004 they were reported as "epidemic spreaders" when they released in the air seeds of Actinomyces infections, miasteny, duodenal xantelasmes, verrucas and thrush.
They were involved in the Space Shuttle project by making hamburgers for scientists, and they were involved in the building of the Hubble telescope, Mars Global Surveyor and Galileo Italian telescope.
The last field in which they were thrown is the video games for children development; they developed: "Exploring the felt-tip pen", "Travelling inside an internal combustion engine", "Around the perfect circle in 80 seconds with your worst friends" and "Jonathan's Herpes".
