Morbidly Obese Penguin

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1 The Morbidly Obese Penguin
2 Early Career
3 Rise to fame
4 The Morbidly Obese Penguin'S BLOG
5 KFA and The Orphan Cannon
6 The Morbidly obese penguin and the Aztec Falcon
7 See also

[edit] The Morbidly Obese Penguin

“I've never even heard of a morbidly obese penguin? What is this quote doing here? Its a shameless Plug!.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Morbidly Obese Penguin

“Shut up! its good Publicity!”

~ LordKaboom on Oscar Wilde's comment

“The only M.O.P. I've ever seen was my mother in-law ”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Morbidly Obese Penguin

The Morbidly Obese Penguin

Morbidly Obese Penguin is a large penguin, sometimes inflatable. He is know on the internet as M.O.P., and may or may not be watching you right now. Look around. He was known as the King of Chaos, thanks in part to his KFA Rising. The Government is currently attempting a cover-up. Like, a really big one.

[edit] Early Career

He took part in the animated series Pokémon. How ever his rude obnoxious behaviour got him kicked of the show. Luckily, he made it into the obscure but still freaking awesome show Pengu. He was seen in episode 27: Pengu Loses His Virginity. He left to join MTV's Punked for a few seasons, however was turned down for his dream job as a fluffer in a porno. Attempting to reconcile with Pengu, he visted him in the hospital. However, Pengu turned down his apology, still annoyed about the incident.

[edit] Rise to fame

MOP was now in pain dealing his Acid-Speed addiction (he previously broke his foot after attempting flight). He was approached by Justin Timberlake and Whoopi Goldberg for movie roles and/or record deals. He decided to go with Justin, and MOP appeared in the music video "Fat in a Box." MOP is yet to be questioned about his views about the song.

MOP With Justin Timberlake

[edit] The Morbidly Obese Penguin'S BLOG

“HOW DARE YOU POST IMAGES OF ME WITH HOT TEEN POP ICON, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??? THE MORBIDLY OBESE PENGUIN IS THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU! BLARGGGGGGGGH! For all you wondering, yes, I am THE REAL M.O.P. AND NOTHING STANDS IN MY WAY EXCEPT SOUP KITCHENS AND ACID! IT MAKES ME THINK I CAN FLY. BLARRRRRHHGHGHH!”

~ Morbidly Obese Penguin on This Artical

The above was taken out the MOP's blog, which has since been shut down because of orphans and Darfur. This engendered several court cases concerning the legality of underage murder. During this time, MOP went into hiding until the infamous 1996 Teen Choice awards. He attempted to grind on Beyonce. However, he forgot that she was against interspecies breeding, and he was consequently rejected. His popularity declined as his alleged Orphan Attacks began to surface. When questioned about this, MOP asked the reporter if he was willing to donate children to him. The reporter punched MOP in the face.

[edit] KFA and The Orphan Cannon

Blueprints for the Orphan Cannon

It all Began on the 30th of Febuary, a date from that moment on said not to exist. M.O.P. Reveald the Orphan Cannon, a cannon said not to exist. The cannon energy was supplied by shredding Orphans with equal parts urainum. M.O.P. Summaside that the screams of the children would give more power to the cannon. He would then use the cannon on a Parent's Convention, Creating more Orphans. His plan was flawless. But he Never Counted on The Dark One`s interfearence. The Dark one was a man he met over a game of Half Life, and they became friends. The Dark One was the leader of KFA, Killing Fucked Animals. Or something along those lines. M.O.P. was secretly a member. The Dark One, Or Darky For Short, found about the Cannon and stole it. Leave M.O.P. Without a means to finish his death threat. The UN refused his demands and didn`t buy any of his stock. The Dark One and M.O.P had planned out the whole affair, and were prepared to End The World. Or so they thought.

Janet and Justin's Warning to the World

Justin Timberlake having had worked with M.O.P. Realized that he was up to something, he convinced Janet Jackson to help him show the world that M.O.P. was evil and he didn't have candy for children. They worked together and unvield it all at the Super Bowl. However the masses didn't really care, because they saw the Boob of Glory and chaos ensued.

[edit] The Morbidly obese penguin and the Aztec Falcon

This The M.O.P.'s planned production with the help of FOX the plot is as follows:

The Morbidly obese penguin, a child hood fan of Pr0n Decides to make a fortune by playing a game of poker in the Royal Casino. However to enter he is required to find the aztec falcon, a legendary bird hiding under the sewers of Ottawa.

So far the movie is in post-production, an when asked if the M.O.P. knew what that ment, he told the journalist, to Quote: " Eat six piles of Huffed-Cat-milk-Goat-donkey-mom." End-Quote.