More fun than Wikipedia
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“ I am more fun than Wikipedia”
~ Oscar Wilde on being More Fun Than Wikipedia
More fun than Wikipedia often referred to as Uncyclopedia, is a state of being invented in the year 5002 by capitalists from the planet Humoura with the intent of subduing the authoritarian Wikipedia government from below. Its popularity rose tremendously in the 12th Century, leading to a counter-revolution from the ruling élite. However, the coolness did not stay purged for long, and with the advent of the internet on the 1st December came the revival of beings and objects becoming "more fun than Wikipedia".
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[edit] History
The first to claim a stake in the exclusive title was, ironically, Dracula. However Doctor Who was next in line, followed closely by Bulgaria as they had recently eradicated all Bulls from their nation. By the year 1799 however, the "New" Supreme Rulers of Planet Earth banned such a title, and replaced it with purchasable peerages which were available at the stock market for a paltry £29.50. However, when the Supreme Rulers were toppled by a coup d'état led by Lord David Hume (who incidentally had purchased such a peerage in the year 1788 from William Pitt, as simple as "taking candy from a baby") the prestigious title was immediately restored, and to differentiate himself from the English name created the additional title of "Moooer Fen Thaen Weekipeedia" in poor Scottish-English. As a result of his rise to power he accidentally disunited the UK under his Philosophical Crown. Philosopher Kings subsequently became More Fun Than Wikipedia by default, Plato excluded, despite his protesting at the gates of Hades and to the Form of More Fun Than Wikipedia.
[edit] Becoming More Fun Than Wikipedia
In the year 1791, states of mind and being were decimalised. As such, the United States of Being was forced to re-weigh its priorities in kilograms. Unfortunately it was too heavy and was forced to shed some pounds, which was impossible for it only had kilos and dollars. Thus the process for becoming More Fun Than Wikipedia was transferred from the Supreme Ruler's discretion to a popular vote, usually by telephone or text on a premium rate number. Its popularity quickly raised pounds for the country, much to David Hume's dismay, however he had already been dead 15 years so it didn't matter too much. It was by this way that for a while Stalin and his cronies took power. However many criticised that this stopped the people from being "More popular than Wikipedia", which according to Directive #1658 was the sole purpose of the title in the first place.
[edit] Examples of things More Fun Than Wikipedia
- Dracula
- Doctor Who
- Bulgaria
- Cotton Wool
- Moses
- Communism
- The Pope
- Oscar Wild
- Jonathan Huang
- Bono
- Cheese Rolling
- Europe
- Wikipedia
- Flamewar
- Your Mom
- Your sister
- Girls
[edit] The Future
Whilst being decidedly a shade of Orange, the future of the state of being of "more fun than Wikipedia" is unknown. Unfortunately in the year 7002 a careless lab assistant in the Uncyclopedia Knowledge Institute of Paris deleted the title from his Word document, thus losing it forever. But with the imminent collapse of the Wikipedia Empire forecasted for noon, with showers later, it seems likely that soon everything, bar Plato, will be more fun than Wikipedia.
