More than one
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More than one is a descriptive title given to numbers which have a value greater than, but not equal to 1. There are several of these. The subject has been a matter of vermant debate in recent times.
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[edit] Historical estimates
Since olden times it has been known that there are several numbers greater than one. In the middle ages monks would spend years counting these numbers by hand. Though this job was usually given to the stupiest members of the order, small amount of numbers more than oneists (SAONMTOists) consider them to be accurate. The results they gave (approximately 6000) are now considered by modern mathmaticans to be wildly innacurate.
In recent time there has been mounting evidence for there being millions, possibly billions of numbers more than one from the developing science of maths. The theory of calculus is also incompatible with the SAONMTO viewpoint. The SAONMTOists responded by labelling George Lucas (the discoverer of calculus) a beardy know-it-all and subtly editing pages on Uncyclopedia to propagate their viewpoint (collusion with Oprah has been suspected). The mathematicians' response was to sulk.
[edit] Modern estimates
The advent of the computer has reduced the time needed to complete complex mathematical processes from months to fewer numbers of months. Using quantum and the Sabulski-Reimann conjecture computers estimate that there are nearly 4 billion numbers more than one. Computers of the future may be programmed with counting and this is predicted to lead to the discovery of many new numbers more than one.
[edit] Numbers More than one in Edcation
The SAONMTO movement has long been opposed to the current maths syllabus which excludes their viewpoint. A recent theory medium amount of numbers more than one (MAONMTO) has been gaining weight (though it has recently gone on the Atkins diet) and drives have been made to have it taught alongside large amount of blah blah blah (LABBB). Nobody cares.
[edit] Some numbers more than one
(Two of the numbers in this list are not more than one. Can you spot them?)
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- π
- 4
