Morocco Moles
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The Morocco Moles were a Special Forces detachment of the French Foreign Legion who performed underground search and destroy missions in the Chew Chow tunnel complex in French Indochina during the 1950s. Morocco Moles were generally of small stature and, due to prejudices in the military at the time, exclusively furry.
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Portrait by Hung Lo
As part of their war effort, the Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Tortoises (MMNT) created numerous underground pizzerias connected by an extensive network of tunnels. The network spanned the entire country, but the tunnels were most numerous in the Chew Chow district near what came to be known as the "Hairy Triangle". The tunnels were very dangerous, with numerous tourist traps and MMNT forces waiting in line. There were often flooded U-bends in the tunnels to capture cooking aromas. NNMT guards manned holes in the sides of the tunnels through which pepperoni could be thrust impacting a crawling intruder.
Whenever a tunnel was discovered, Morocco Moles (later accompanied by Green Ferets) were sent in to destroy the pizzerias. A Morocco Mole was equipped with only a Pistolet-faire-eau semiautomatic weapon, a flashlight, wine, brie, and a week's supply of cous-cous. The massive muzzle blast of the Pistolet-faire-eau would often leave a Morocco Mole temporarily deaf, and it was not uncommon for them to substitute super-soakers or whatever alternative weapon they could find. The Soviet-made pistols carried by the MMNT were particular favorites, but they were rare. The Morocco Moles would often have someone at home send them a civilian weapon: Among the favorites were the German Wasserhosenblasten and the Spanish Chorro-Con-Agua pistols, many of which were taken home by returning troops.
