Mount Rushmore

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Mount Rushhmore posing for a picture while on vacation

“They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mt. Rushmore

One of the Nine Wonders of the World Mount Rushmore is a true natural wonder.

Located in the vibrant Netherlands, centuries of erosion have naturally carved into a mountainside the faces of Steven Jobs, Richard Nixon, Judge Judy, and Abe Lincoln.

[edit] History

Famously, Jimbo Wales had sex with a naked women named Ashley Tisdale in a port-o-potty atop James Madison's brow. Mr. T then opted to push the port-o-potty down the side of the mountain, until it exploded in the gap between Van Buren's incisors.

[edit] Controversy

In 2005 George W. Bush controversially commissioned a portrait of Carrot Top to be artificially added to the monument. Explaining his decision, Bush said, "He's the most charismatic and intelligent commedian ever. He makes me laugh. Even though I don't get any of his jokes.".

It seems likely that public outcry will cause the monument's newest addition to be removed in the near future.

As you can see, Mount Rushmore clearly has no heads. This is considered to be one of the biggest coverup's of the U.S. Government in history

[edit] Similar works

Curiously, Leonardo Da Vinci made a similar sculpture in 1906 that was recently discovered in Holland. It gets more tourists than Silver Dollar City, Gold Dollar City, the Hemp Fields of Texas, The Budwiser Brewery, Carhenge and Custer Battle field a year.It has the portraits of Ronald McDonald,Kermit the Frog,King Kong,and Garfield

[edit] See also

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