Mr. Takashi of Japan
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Syaoran Takashi, or Mr. Takashi of Japan as known by the people, is Japan's most prominent 134 year old man, born on January 3rd,1873. Back in the day, he was big in the Anime buissinuess, and he still is. He has produced famous anime such as Jungle Emperor, Zombie Powder (as he claims),Naruto, "AKIRA" and Voltron. He does not like getting pictures of him taken due to his sensitive skin. In 1987, he immigrated to the U.S., and he got a job at the Fox TV Network.
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[edit] The Evil Power
He ran away from Fox when some morons proposed the idea of replacing the Fox Kids lineup with 4Kids TV. Mr. Takashi replied, "FOOK NO!" The 4Kids executives took him hostage to The Chaimber of Hell to be tortured, he escaped and fled to Japan. He is currently in Japan and working with anime still.
[edit] Mr. Takashi and Anime
Anime was a passion of his since 1928. When he saw a cartoon about a wretched rat working on a steamboat. He has produced many anime, as mentioned. He started writing anime in 1950 when his anime Hentai Man! hit the screens. But it was a bomb at the porno theaters. After writing Bushko Tuktai, Dumbass, and Peter Pan: Marmoset Warrior, he quit writing and started producing anime again in 1958. He is still very wealthy today.
[edit] List of Wives
Mr. Takashi has had many wives over the years. This is a list of the wives, how long they've been together, and how many children they had. (Mr. Takashi is single to this day.):
- Chie Numbaku(1885-1903) (4 children)
- Akamaru Yoshitu (1909-1920) (12 children)
- Uzamaki Sizuki (1930-1932) (2 children)
- Kaho Tezuka (1935-1966) (18 children)
- Sakura Densu (1973-1980) (6 children)
- Mitsaki Mekuka (1981-1986) (4 children)
- Nana Mizuki (1986-1993) (8 children)
- Harvey Firestien (1994) (1 child)
- Nanuko Yamada (2004-2006) (4 children)
[edit] List of Anime Produced/Written
The list of anime he produced/wrote were suppose to be here, but the list consisted in the thousands! So, we deleted the list to save your time.
[edit] His current State
To this day, Mr. Takashi displays an old haggard appearance with gray-ish and or yellow-ish hair. He may gag every 3 hours, and he coughs up a hairball every week. He lives in a home that looks like a mansion, but isn't. But he is still wealthy. He is 168 pounds, and he is 5 foot 7 inches.
[edit] The Biopic
A movie was in progress about his life. The script was written by Bill Cosby and the film was suppose directed by Steven Spielberg. Chow Yun Fat was suppose to play Mr. Takashi. As of April 17,2007, the film was cancled because the people making this were seud for 80 million by Mr. Takashi because he wasn't informed they were making a movie about him.
No more plans for biopics are planned so far now. However, Mr. Takashi announced he will make a book.
[edit] The Book
Mr. Takashi of Japan's book will be a 2,789 page autobiography of his life. It is titled Life in Hell. But Mr. Takashi will retitle it, being a fat senile bastard he is.
[edit] Memorable quote
“ Anime needs maur bwood, maur actshon, and maur sex.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Anime
“ I'm goo-na (censored) 'er(censored).”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on his wife from 1973
“If Deir annymay steenks et steenks. If my annymaye steenks, I'ww waise hell.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Anime
“What's new, Pussycat?”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan to Tom Jones
“ Dose guys can sock my ass!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Walt Disney Studios
“ Eef you want to make un movie film oobout un person, geet hees permeeshon-even eef day aur dead.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on winning the case about the planned biopic on him
“ Wuy aur hobos so goddammed stooped?”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Seeing bums at every citiy he goes to
“ I'm noot goeng to die!!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on the aftermath of his visit to the hospital in 1930
“ You soon uf un beetch!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on being called a fat, old, bastard
“ YOU ROT EN HELL!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on being told to lose weight
“ I have a bad temper.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on being obvious
“Aur da chiwdwen shood weetness annymay wonce in deir wife.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Children
“ I waant maur sex!!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on his visit to a strip club in 2005
“ I use Yu-gee-o cawds as a substeetut 4 toliet papur.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on The Yu-gi-oh craze
“Bingo! Right een da bro-hole!”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on doing his wife in 1928
“I geev yo two fums down.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Richard Roper
“Who geevs a rat's dildo?”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on The Newest Pokemon Movie
“ Da government is stooped. Who votes 4 Patrick as prezidant?”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on seeing a "Patrick for President" ad on Nickelodeon
“Da Chiwdwen AUR da worwd. (Brave wittle souls..)”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on Children
