Mrawr

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“Mrawr”

~ Guy on Pamela Anderson

“You're retarded, never speak that word in my presence”

~ Oscar Wilde on guy

“Mrawr is just a biproduct of my awesomness”

~ Tom(myspace) on himself

The common misconception is that mrawr is specifically used by cats. After much debate in the latest election, the (then, and current) president of Pakistan has declared that cats actually do not go meow or mrawr. In fact,(he states) cats actually make the noise "AAAAAAA". Obviously, the major impact on global politics will be devastating. We can only comprehend that there will be an attack by China on South Korea, but surely there will be much worse. It is well known that the Chinese have always put "meow" in high esteem as the cat noise, making it their country motto.

[edit] Mrawr in humans

Often used by the Nazis, mrawr has been known as the most offensive 4 letter word in North America, being a 5 letter word everywhere else, because, naturally, North Americans (with the possible exception of French Canadians) are unable to spell. However, the main issue debated over Jesus's Last Meal(or dinner, or whatever), was if Mrawr is supposed to sound like "Murr awww urr" or "mrr ahhh urr". In a second world-changing speech, the president of Pakistan has stated:"I DON'T F*ING KNOW" on the matter. When asked if he was claiming that it was impossible to know, he said "Shut up, retard." America has labeled this an act of terrorism, and has already written up a plan to fail an invasion and occupation of Kazakhstan by july 15th, 2056. "President" Bush has claimed that he thinks this would be a "1337 idea" because Kazakhstan's army is apparently "full of newbs". Mrawr also used in humans can stem from the poor little emo people of Munchkin Land. The exact reason however is far beyond conception. While assumedly mocking cats, these emos are actually destroying the moral fibre that holds the world's various nerd conventions together. Lastly, this is also used by uncyclopedia users, which, upon their article being tagged as mindless garbage, and only given cryptic (and mindless garbage-esque) advice, simply respond: "Mraaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwr!" On the other hand, they often respond using varied n00b-like language.

[edit] Mrawr and Google

Since google is everything, it is required that it puts its nose in this topic. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mrawr&gbv=2&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw and http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mrawr&gbv=2 Of course, Chairman Mao has blocked access to this link, so if you're from China, and it's before Mao died, you can't follow this link. You also are probably in a torture chamber right now, for even wanting to. Please see the China and Google section of google See also, RAWR