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[edit] Sluts
- SeXii BiAtCh WhOrE *~*(L)*~*(K)*~*(F): da pigz cauhgt us drinkin vodka wif kick
- i giv head 4 10p: shitna, dats well bad
- SeXeChY BiAtCh WhOrE *~*(L)*~*(K)*~*(F): i na i na now me mam wnt let me see my babeh 4 anuva 3 weekz
- i giv head 4 10p: shitna wot waz iz name agen?
- SeXeChY BiAtCh WhOrE *~*(L)*~*(K)*~*(F): melvin blud we iz getin well serious, dis is well dawn n hevy if ya get me.
[edit] Gays
Nastycok:Ohh my God! did you see barbera staresaind, OMG!
Bitch1113: Yes omg i nearly started to cry!
Nastycok: i cried omg! i got so horny later omg!
Bitch1113: yes omg im so horny, im so rubbing this dick here, omg!
Nastycok: oh youre such a Bitch, im so not eating cock couase im on a diet! :P <---%
Bitch1113:Thats who i am hihi!
Nastycok:Want go for a drive in my Daihatsu Copen?
Bitch1113:I've got one of those too! Gosh, we are so gay!
[edit] 12 Year Old Geeks who can spell
igotanewduelcoreathlon64: Hey Brandon
bribri768: I got the webserver working
igotanewduelcoreathlon64: Apache Or IIS
bribri768: IIS, on a 10 GBPS Line :D
igotanewduelcoreathlon64: I'm Tired of this stupid website, ddos them
- Myspace is down for 5 Hours*
[edit] Emos
- Life sucks : no one ever comments me any more, arent my pictures chute anymore?
- i.slit.myself.at.night : m3 2, i think i might go and put on some hawthorne heights, write poetry and cry
- Life sucks : i luffs u, dnt hurt yourself babeehh
- i.slit.myself.at.night : i luffs yew tew hunneh
- Life sucks : were so chute lets go get married!
- i.slit.myself.at.night : omfgggg i luff yew <333333333333333333333333333333333
- Life sucks : how A.R.E your period pains?
- i.slit.myself.at.night : roflmao it makes me feel saaad!! :( it also turns meh oon... pl post.. he
- Life sucks : im jealous.s._s/=_s
- i.slit.myself.at.night : love penis isn't is good enuff for u chris??
[edit] Counter-strike nerds
- Grape Deit Cola : dude im so CAL-I Cevo Pr0, I awp u to hell, I smoke weed drink n fuck bitches all day grow up kid lolz my team is the shit nigger lulz fuk u fukin hacker noob baddie get good shit fuck motha
- Drew : ye i fuked ur mom last nite tho
- Grape Deit Cola : fuk u ur fuked u fukin fuker fukin fuk u fukn mota fuka ur fukin gay ajnd u fukin suk fukn fukr
- Drew : fukn fuk u fukn fukr
- d00b: L0L 1.6 i ownz u in i'm CGS pro0 so fastt zomg tker!
- Drew: fux fuk no u not i em teh 1337 f.b.i. FTH!
- d00b: OMFGOMFOMGOMFOFMG fukn fuk u wow playa fukn ur mom riht now lol
- Grape Deit Cola: d00d stfu i fux teh m0ms round here and i am teh FBI cuz i fux hoes
- Drew: dud wtf im ging to get TEH plice on ur @$$ fukn fuxer
- Mr.Pib: yo fuk u fukn fukzor fuk fukr fukz mcfukinton
- Grape Deit Cola: OMFG AWP n00b u suck
- Mr.Pib: Fkn Fk you fkn fk fk c00n fk, i r t3h 1337 fkkrz.
- Grape Deit Cola: <Radio> Storm the front!
- Mr.Pib: Ill strm ur fr0nt fkn n00bf4c3, i fkn pwnz0rz u, n00b fgt.
- Grape Deit Cola : kekekekekeke
- Mr.Pib: kekekekekekeke
- Drew: kekekekekeke
[edit] Scottish Nerds
- Rite hard man : Orite neebour
- Pregnant at 10 : Aye
- Rite hard man : Wanna go dancin wi oor glow sticks?
- Pregnant at 10 : Ye, then lets dae it in the bushes doon the park...
- Rite hard man : Wat age u?
- Pregnant at 10 : 12
- Rite hard man : Sounds gd.
- Willie Didn't Know! : <blink> Aye lds I not so good at this </blink>
- Pregat at 10 : Well maybe if Dj got some Balls he might grow a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Rite hard man : I concure, they r a duechbag i love CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
[edit] MMO Nerds
- ASURA STR!K3: DUDE WTF THIZ DUDE IS KSING ME IM GETTIN MA GILD
- Rawk_L33: WTH THIS GUY IS HAXXING FER LVS IM CALLIN GM
- GM_Hardk0re: ILL B DERE IN AN HOUR IM FAPPIN @ WERK
- Rawk_L33: Thats it im going to pwn u all wit ma lv 90 sinX
- <Rawk_L33> has logged out
- LeeroyJenkins: Well, chaps. Toodle-ooh. LEEEEROOOYYY ... JEEEEENNNKIINNSSS!!!
[edit] Child rapists
- ahmadinejad69: Hey secksy!111! Where do you live?
- fuknfukr: i liv in kansas y? herz my adrees, name phone number and social security account: click here
- ahmadinejad69: omg toally. let my fly over there and we can have continous sex for 12 hours.
- fuknfukr: lol kool how old r u?
- ahmadinejad69: 3 and a half...:) hey cutie lets fuck
- fuknfukr: ....
- ahmadinejad69: dod el oh el omfg fux lets tke a feild trip in mah pants
[edit] 12 year olds
- MASER_CHEEF : heyguiyz wut r u talkn abot noskoped?
- Life sucks : ogm ima cut myselfr
- i slit myself at night : dood lyk toally get the hell off of or blogg
- MASER_CHEEF : heyguiz wut ur g3mm3r t4g on x-b0x livee? noskoped
- Grape Deit Cola : dude wtf, fukin gay fuker fuk go suk a fukin dik fukin fag fuk u fuk faec
- SLUT BOY FUCKR : hey guys! cani hav a pik of all U????????????????///////////////////////////////////////
- MASER_CHEEF : heyguiz wtfz ur acknt naem on b0x liev? klmon dood noskoped!
- xxxxxxSO TOTALYYYY NOT EMOxxxxx: im soooo pissed off and depressed about sum stupid thing and god! it makes me want 2 scream i cant get over it!!!!!!!!!
- Rite hard man : CHUK NORRIZ!!!!!11
- Luv is sumting dat is kewl: i hav a 23% in math dat is da best grade i evar gawt lawl
- Your mom : ZOMG UR M0M HA HA HA HA HA
- xxxxxxSO TOTALYYYY NOT EMOxxxxx: I KILLL MYSELF. NO It's not funyyyyyy!!!!! HINDER ROCK OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. People who havent heard of Linkin Park should DIE.
- Pedantic Pedo: Wanna fuck? oh by the way Linkin Park are the best selling band of the 21st century so it's most likely that most people know them.
- MASER_CHEEF : momy!!!!11
- Your mom : Git downstairs rite now!
- Luv is sumting dat is kewl: no waay!!!!!111
- Grape Deit Cola : kekekeke
- LINKINPARKRULZ : LINKIN PARK IKS DA BEST BAND EVA!!!!111 CHESTER IS SOOOO HOT OMG!!!!!!1111
[edit] 12 Year 'Rock' Wimps
- ROCKON666: DOOD I FUKN LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND HINDER
- AVENGED7FOLD: OMG I FUKN DO 2 LOL
- GUITARFANATICDUMBSHIT2131: I LIKE ROCK BECAUSE IT IZ MY LIFE BECAUSE I AM REALLY A FATASS 12 YEAR OLD
- Fiddy Cent: y0 th532s iz da hardocreo shiznit ya ya fo shizzzel ma nizzel
- ROCKON666: I LIKE GUITAR HERO BECAUSE I DONT REALLY PLAY GUITAR LOL MOTLY CRUU IS COOL
- your mom: wtf did i tell you kids about staying up past 6:00??
- HINDER: ROCK ON!! ROCK ON!! ROCK ON!! ROCK ON! POWAR BALL@DZ!!!
- DarthVader: MCR ROCKS!
- xxXBlackRoseXxx: OMG! ATREYU ARE SO HARDCORE!
[edit] Wiggers
- i got me more dan one bitch : fukk yea. nigger should have known better! don't mess with white bois!
- whores wipe der ass on me! : omg yer man. fuckin niggas.
- i got me more dan one bitch : well k i gtgizzle bob wants to sukk me off and den jim wants 2.
- Der T 50sent : Yo Niggabitch you shoudda been at the par Tay yo. Shit was thummpin nigga!
- MikeynegroG : Ahh shit nigga! What the club yo?
- Der T 50sent : : Nahh Nigga my BatMitzvah son!!
[edit] Nine-year-olds
- A30993: my penish is hug
- sarah2: wao can i tush it?
- A30993: no lol
- Peetpa: Hllo Muttafuckaz what ur gaming now?
- A30993:its hard 2
[edit] Black People
- Nigga Jim says: yo mang i got sum fried chiggn and malt liqr
- BlackAZ says: im already on ma 5th piece yo.
- Nigga Jim says: aiiight
- BlackAZ says: cheaaaa
- Nigga Jim says: gunna crunk it!!!!!
- BlackAZ says: cheaaaaaaaa
[edit] Hobos
OutofLuck says: Chaaaaaange?
hom lez says: No. Chaaaaaange???
OutofLuck says: Screw u man I asked u first.
hom lez says: Ill bite yer friggin ear off!
OutofLuck says: its on!! Ill sleep in yer fukn corpse!
hom lez says: Where do you live??
OutofLuck says: Behind fred meyer.
pork n' beans says: Chaaaange anybody? Got any chaaaange? Chaaange for a war veteran?
OutofLuck says: No sorry.
pork n' beans says: Alright god bless.
- pork n' beans has been kicked out of the public librariers computer*
hom lez says: So uhmmm lets fight.
OutofLuck says: Ill kick your filthy ass!
hom lez says: Hey wait are you at the public library too?
boxcar barry says: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange?
hom lez: NO! GO AWAY! My god that does get annoying.
- boxcar barry has been set on fire by teenagers*
OutofLuck says: Lolz.
Hom lez says: Lolz. Anyway is dat you over on computer number 7?
OutofLuck says:Yea it is.
Eric the poor says: Just a little bit of change??? Chaaange?
Hom lez says: No f*** off!!
Eric the poor says: God bless you ma'am.
- OutofLuck has stabbed Hom lez in the face while he was typing.....lol.*
[edit] Cubans
LaBomba says: Eh! Sca-rew you mang!
CutFace: eh! That my phrase ya cock-a-roch! I bury all you cock-a-roches!
LaBomba says: Ill kill yer hole familie' chico! Sca-rew a you.
CutFace says: Puto!
LaBomba says: Pendejo!
CutFace says: ....Sperm!
- LaBomba sends columbians too kill cutface*
CutFace says: Scra-rew you putos! I take you all on!!!
Tortillawithchesse says: Hola putos
Labomba and CutFace says: SCA-REW YOU MANG!
Nigga Jim says: gunna crunk it!!!
Tortillawithchesse says: Get out nigger
Beard says: Hey mang...ju got a green card mang
[edit] Sickos
Fagathen says: Heh heh heh imafag
Ilovepopmusic says: hehheh heh no ima fafg u sick faggot
Fagathen says: heh heh heh i play harvestmoon lolz
Ilovepopmusic says: heh heh I wank too itlol
Fagathen says: wanna getmarried heh heh heh
Ilovepopmusic says: heh hhe heh eheb wy?
Fagathen says: hehhb hhe so i can legully kil u
Ilovepopmusic says: Certainly not kind sir! I cannot simply devote my love too a mere stranger! My love is as a delicate blossom, flowing in the wind, swaying with the gentle breeze. That is why I avoid such mindless devotion! O cruel fate! Spare me your vice grip of cold destiny! Why must we suffer so! Why must we fear?!
Fagathen says: heh heh ur a dead fag
Lasersmom: OMG i am icky to da sticky dog
Fagathen says: wanna play ded?
Lasersmom: OMG you pussy I take a spade to the graveyard at night =)
Fagathen says: OMG thats hot
[edit] Neocons
ReaganJr: I HATE HILLARY CLINTON SHE IS SUCH A BITCH
LIBSHATEAMERICA: YEAH WE SHOULD SHOOT HER IN THE FACE!!! DAMN PINKO LIB HOLLYWEIRD DEMONICRAT ACLU LOVING COMMIE SOCIALIST LIEBERAL SCUM!!!
ReaganJr: YEAH MAKE HER AND ALL HER LIBERAL FRIENDS BURN!!!!!
CaptAmerica: Wait, isn't that a little extreme? Blindly hating is making us worse than the Libs!
LIBSHATEAMERICA: SHUT UP COMMIE AMERICAN HATER!!!!
ihategod: Hay guyz I'm gay!
LIBSHATEAMERICA: BURN IN HELL HEATHEN!!
ihategod: i dont believe in god
ReaganJr: ENJOY AIDS YOU FAG!
LIBSHATEAMERICA: LOL YEAH
LIBSHATEAMERICA: YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!!
[edit] Liberals
JohnKerrysBitch says: Omfg bush didnt sign da bill for troop surrender
betteredthendead says: omfg wat a n00b how els r we spos too quit
JohnKerrysBitch says: jeh dat intollerant bush and his republicans r ruining america
greenpeachhippee says: dont forget the goats! and the grass! and the splendid trees! we must look out for mother earth!
betterredthendead says: wat we need is a strong president like hillry clinto. her concept of socialized medicine sounds great
barrackobamaissecksy!!!!1 says: jeh but how do wi pay fur dis?
JohnKerrysBitch says: .......TAX HIKE!!!
betteredthendead says: AN NO MORE CHRISTIANYITY!!!!!11111
greenpeacehippee says: And legalized beastilality!
barrackobamaissecksy!!!!1 says: jeh a liberal america will be so muc bettr
greenpeachhippee says: Especially with legalized beastilality!
ihategod says: And gay marriage!
JohnKerrysBitch says: so ya les keep semaring conservativs wih unfoundeed speculations and conspiraices too get america on ur side!
barrackobamaissecksy!!!!1 says: Dun and dun lolz!
greenpeacehippee says: Can I just go ahead and fuck my goat now?
[edit] Transexuals
`Slinky: OH GOD
`Slinky: TIME TO GO WASH MY VAGINA
`Slinky: BRB
Ikarasu: LOOK OUT HE'S PMSING AGAIN
`Slinky: OH GOD THE TAMPON WENT ALL THE WAY IN
[edit] Rednecks (if they had computers)
Bobthegarageworker says: OH YEAH GIT 'ER DUN!
mygfismysister says: hay can u com 'ver tomorrow an work on my truck
shethinksmytractorsexy says: oh sur after i fuk mah cousain
Bobthegargeworker says: GIT 'ER DUN! hold on i ned to finish mah beer
mygfismysister says: alright brin' ur shot guns, wes huntin fer squrills latr
ihateallracesandcreeds says: ey we need 2 go too da kkk meeting 2day
mygfismysister says: lol buttsecks
[edit] Metalheads
BULLETFORMYVALENTINE4WORDSTOCHOKEUPON: Oh man, I just beat up a bunch of emos in town yesterday, I'm so tough!
emosuxVIVALAMETAL: Dude I wish I was there, I hate the fuckin emofags!!!
FKN MTL: Dude Bullet for my valentine? your such a fuckin pussy.
ANTHRAXSEMEN: You think that's tough and angry? I shoved a kinfe in some girl's clit and posted it on 50000 porno sites!!
Metalinyourass: SSSSSSSLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
BULLETFORMYVALENTINE4WORDSTOCHOKEUPON: Dude are you kidding??? You have to shove the knife her, then put SALT in there and give her soul to SATAN!!
emosuxVIVALAMETAL: Yeah, honestly what's the point of raping a chick if you don't give her soul to our dark lord?
ANTHRAXSEMEN: Sorry, well at least I'm not a emofag LOL!!!
ANTHRAXSEMEN: Excuse me while I go cut myself listening to Bullet For My Valentine
emosuxVIVALMETAL: OMG you fucking loser
TrveElitistBlakkArt: LMAO at BfmV retards. LMAO at mallcore kids trying to be trve. BLACK METAL UND 4CHAN IST KRIEG!!
BULLETFORMYVALENTINE4WORDSTOCHOKEUPON: Go home you psychopath retard!! DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!
TrveElitistBlakkArt: Fuck off, fucking emo faggot fuck. I am trve because I listen to Ildjarn and Burzum, and you are mallcore because you like BfmV.
Metalinyourass: Dude. FUCKING SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
TrveElitistBlakkArt: Slayer = mallcore faggotry for mallcore faggots
emosuxVIVALMETAL: ROFL, like you can talk...your Last.FM says you like Eminem and Placebo! BWAHAHAHA!!
TrveElitistBlakkArt: .........fuck you
<TrveElitistBlakkArt> has logged off
Metalinyourass: ALL EMOS ARE FAGS!!! THEY'RE FAGGOTS!!! FAGGOT FAGGOT CUNT FUCK FUCK FAG FUCK FUCK SLAYER BR00TAL 4CHAN FUCK FAG 4CHAN CP CP ZELDA MYTHOLOGY SLAYER LORDI 4CHAN EMO FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG00T L33T LOL LOL LOL
<Metalinyourass> has self-destructed
[edit] Otakus
iluvyaoi says: omg did yu my picture of naruto and sasuke kissing?? its sooo kawaiii!!!!11 <3 ^___________________________^
kagomexsesshomaru4eva1 says: i know!! *glomps picture* XDDD it is so funny and cute *falls off chair laughing*
mangastolemysoul says: i luffs it! YAOI CUTENESS!!!!1 *nosebleed* i wish my boyfriend culd be gay *emo tear* :*
iluvyaoi says: i know!!!!!111 i wish that boys didnt have to be so homophobic *fake cries*
kagomexsesshomaru4eva1 says: hey do you girls want to come to my house so we can make out and try to look kawaii beause you know how much boys like lesbians!! ^^
iluvyaoi says: OK!!!11 i kno! then boys will hav to luff us!! =3 mwahahaahahahaha *runs to kagomes house*
kagomexsesshomaru4eva1 says: YAY! *waits for iluvyaoi*^_____________________________________^
[edit] Scottish
braveheart says: Aye we need too get up an' get out too de pub
imissthehighlands says: aye laddie we ned too teach da blooty english a lessun
braveheart says: Aye.
imissthehighlands says: Aye wankers.
drunkanddisorderly says: Aye an the blotty irish.
braveheart says: Aye.
drunkanddisorderly says: An those blotty welsh ned too be smacked a litt'le too wot
braveheart says: Aye.
imissthehighlands says: Eh mates, les' get duwn too the pub an have us a drink
braveheart says: firs we bett'r get dos blotty north irish
drunkanddisorderly says: An den we bett'r take car o' dem blotty scots
braveheart says: fuck'n scotts
spammingnoob says: FAGS!
Gertjaars says: I R a Finlandaaar!!
braveheart says: aye you'd best take that back laddy, i'll come over there and jam me claymore where da sun doon't shoine
[edit] High School Girls
omfgilovebrian says: hay wazup babe hw was ur dy?
genericslut says: it wz gd lol i mde fun of thse stoopid nerds
blondbimbobitch says: hay sweeties hw was =ur dy??
genericslut says: Sooper thx 4 aking!!!
blondbimbobitch says: u gys see Kevin hez sooooo hot!
omfgilovebrian says: ya i wnna su his dix
genericslut says: heh hee ya
blondbimbobitch says: wat did u gt in math??
omfgilovebrian says: 1402% lolz i suked mr andersons dix
blondbimbobitch says: rly?? me 2!
genericslut says: wee all did lolz taht wz sooper fun lts do it 2moroow!
blondbimbobitch says: nd mak fun of emos for nt blraching thir hair nd dresing lke slutz!!!
[edit] Fantasy Geeks
lvl99paladin says: omg! yr suh a stoopid n00b! i can pwn u wth mi wizerd of drknss!!!111 fukr
LOTRRULEZ says: nuh uh! u cnt eveen cast anee fukn spellz!!1
lvl99paladin says: ya i kan!!!1 my swrd of destinee lvlz me up 2 lvl 9999999!!1 yu stoopid fukn n00b fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Legolas4eva says: shut the fuk up you fukn n00b fukr!!1 non of u stnd a chnce bet3een mei and my dragon! I wil rid dwn and vaprize u n00bs!! i watch Lord of the rings 5 timez a day!! so i knw everrythin thre is 2 kno!!!111 a dragon ridr can pwn a wizrd aneeday!! n00b!!!!!11
LOTRRULEZ says: shut the fuk up u fukn fuk fuking fukr!!!!!!1 everyon knoes wizrds are invinzible agsinst majic!!!!! n0000000000000000b!!!!!!!!!1
dawitchkingofmordor says: dud f u n000bs i hav teh pwr of fire resitance +5! u want pwn n00bs!
Frodooftheshire says: Ello! I must take the one ring of power too Mordor too defeat the armies of Sauron! The fate of middle earth lies in my hands! Might I beesech thee, kind host, for a spot of lembas, so that I may have the strength too walk too Mordor whilst my trusted companion Samwise Gamgee assists me?
LOTRRULEZ says: lol fahg!
DarthVader says: I pwn you all, n00bs.
LOTRRULEZ says: o rly?
DarthVader: 
LinkHeroofTime: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
dawitchkingofmordor: sht up and paly loz!
LOTRRULEZ: man, don't say 'fuck!'
DIXK FUCKEDHOR: NO NERDS RUN!!!!!!!!!!
ZEZIMA: I'll have you know i pwn runescpae bring it and I gotz g0dswordz and 55milz
Gangsta343 knives ZEZima while he is sleeping
[edit] "Striaght-Edge" Fools
MOTHERFUCKINGDRUGFREE4LIFEOMGZZ says: I will never take drugs, smoke, have sex, or drink alcohol. I'm much more mature than anyone else in the world ever, even Ghandi.
STRIAGHTEDGEBLUD[GHK]TOWNISSICK says: Oh my god, some tramp asked me for a fag in Coffee Republic today, so I stabbed him, as it totally shits over my beliefs.
MOTHERFUCKINGDRUGFREE4LIFEOMGZZ says: You've got problems. Despite the fact that I have emo hair, i fucking hate emos. Panic! At The Disco should rot in hell.
XXXXSTRA1GHTxEDDGEXXXX says: Who needs alcohol? why the fuck would i wanna chuck everywhere in a mates backyard or at a party. Fuck this im gonna go drink a shitload of milk
[edit] Jappaneese Immigrants
DirEnGreyRulz: Hey
littlecindy: Hi i m on cumpooter
DirEnGreyRulz: Oh yeaaaaa
littlecindy: i like bluz clus
DirEnGreyRulz: Ill cumpooter on you
littlecindy: my dad sys i gota go
DirEnGreyRulz: Tell your dad too go fuck himself and get a life
littlecindy: my dad luvs me
DirEnGreyRulz: I love you too baby. and your daddy
littlecindy: your a homisekual?
DiEnGreyRulz: Ill homo your sexual
littlecindy: yur scawing me
DirEnGreyRulz: Awwwww yeaa
littlecindy: plz go awy
DirEnGreyRulz: ZERG RUSH!!!!! kekekekekeke
littlecindy: we're japs not koreans lol
[edit] Online Advertising Meetings
WhiTeamERicaN1: Hello?
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: Nahoe. Wazzup?
WhiTeamERicaN1: Nothin' B. Just watchin the game; Havin' a Bud. Wazzup wid you?
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: Nothin'. Just watchin the game; Havin' a Bud.
WhiTeamERicaN1: True. True.
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: WAZZAH!
WhiTeamERicaN1: WAZZAH!
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: Yo, who's that?
WhiTeamERicaN1: YO! Yo, come online.
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: WAZZAAAAH!
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: WAZZAAAAH!
WhiTeamERicaN1: BLERHHH!
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: Yo, where's Dookie?
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: YO DOOKAAY!
BespEctaCLEdAmerICAnSearcHIngFoRPoRN: Yo?
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: WAZZAAAH!
BespEctaCLEdAmerICAnSearcHIngFoRPoRN: Wazzah.
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: BLERHHH!
WhiTeamERicaN1: BLERHHH!
BespEctaCLEdAmerICAnSearcHIngFoRPoRN: BLERH-HEH!
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: Hold on...Hello?
HomELesSAlc0HoLIc: WASSSSSSAHH!
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: EHHH!
WhiTeamERicaN1: AHHH!
BespEctaCLEdAmerICAnSearcHIngFoRPoRN: AHHH!
rAndoMBlackAmericAN: AHHH!
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: AHHH!
BespEctaCLEdAmerICAnSearcHIngFoRPoRN has signed out.
rAndoMBlackAmericAN has signed out.
HomELesSAlc0HoLIc has signed out.
WhiTeamERicaN1: So what's up B?
BlaCkAmeriCanWithaFRo: Watchin' the game; havin' a bud.
gOd: True. True.
[edit] Teenage Love-Starved Goth Girls
BlAcKRose666: i uno y he dont lik me
druemmengurl217: omg he has a fckn gf supid
BlAcKRose666: im guna put a curs on him, cuz im a fuckn harcor wican he makes me fil bad an want 2 cutt myslf cuz he dont luv me
druemmengurl217: i shud do it, 2, im a cobainist, but I no all about wicca an i cud do it 2
BlacKRose666: his friends tell him im a freek, im guna go write a scary poem about him an thin mayb hill lik me i lik mailyn mason like him i dress lik him, butt he stil dont like me an i don no y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
druemmengurl217: i don no, i mean, u act jusst lik him, an i don no y he dont lik u u shud go cut urself an then mayb hill c how much u lik him an hill lik u 2
BlacKRose666: im gun go cut myself and cry wil i lessen to Eet Me, Drnk Me
druemmengurl217: dont do that! ur my frend and i luv yo
BlacKRose666: im gun do it! I'm guna go kil mysleff an thin mayb hill lik me an wan 2 b wit me!!!!!11111!!!
ChainsawReverend: Why would I want to be with you if you were dead? I'm not into that.
BlacKRose666: OMGWTF U WERE HER THE WHOL TIME AN U DIDENT SAY NUTHIN, Y THE FUKC NOT THATS GAY I DON LIK U NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 DO U WANA GO OUTT WIT ME!!!
[edit] Pedophiles
Sk8rkid4evr908: is der any1 from teh bostin?
GordthePedo222: ME! ME!
Bobbichildmelstr: OH STFU GORD HE'S MINE!
GordthePedo222: NO! LOLROFLMAO HE'S MINES!
ima50yroldkidluffr: u kidz r all nubz that boiz mine hoz!
Bobbichildmelstr: Yah right, u cnt even get a 9 year old rtard to sit on ur lap!!!!
TomtehTranny: A.S.L?
- GordthePedo222 has left the room to view child pronz*
ima50yroldkidluffer: STFU GET OUT,IM NOT COOL WIT A 4 SUM! NONONONNONONONONONO!
FatherMichealofJesus: Why are we fighting, I hear 5somes r fantastic.
- Bobbichildmelstr's son got home from school.*
ima60yrroldkidluffer: OMFG LUKKI!
TomtehTranny: WHY IS HE EVEN ON HERE!
FatherMichealofJesus: Oh yah? I got a basement full of kids every sunday! TEEFUCKINGHEE!
sk8trkid4evr: Woah holy poo! I'm looking fur kidz 2 u nubz!
[edit] Korean Starcraft Fans
일패지터: KEKEKEKE! Let's pwn some guys!
kimsoohyung: yeah! may our opponents fall! MANSE!
일패지터: Yeah?
kimsoohyung: Yeah! Let's play Starcraft!
