My Mother the Car
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| My Mother the Car
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| Genre | Comedy-Action-Drama-Documentary |
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| Starring | Talking automobiles, some humans. |
| Country of origin |  Home of the Brave
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“Don't press my buttons, dearie!”
~ My Mother the Car's catchphrase, 1971-1972
“What buttons? What are you talking about?!”
~ The Son's catchphrase, 1972-1973
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[edit] The Show
My Mother the Car explores what would happen if someone's mother was reincarnated as a vehicle of ground-ular transportation. From the first episode in September 15th, 1965 to the very last episode in a spinoff show nobody watched in January 11th, 1994, My Mother the Car and its spinoff shows penetrated the airwaves and filled them with car jokes. My Mother the Car, a show named after the two main characters, was a favorite of lovers of both Mothers and Cars alike. My Mother the Car can now be seen on the network The Car Joke Network, which shows clips and episodes from and around My Mother the Car, a show centering around an elderly woman-car called My Mother the Car.
[edit] History
By the 27th season, My Mother the Car, a show about mothers, cars, and the sons who love them, entered it's "plot-driven" phase in first gear. Instead of being 30 minutes of well-choreographed car jokes, The Car now had a personality and history, of which it inflicted on its "son". The writers realized that cars don't reproduce, but quickly swallowed their pride and included that character anyway. "The son", a young schizophrenic man, had many long and interesting conversations with his mother in the show regarding life, happiness and his extremely frightening dreams.
In the 28th season, My Mother the Car was canceled with extreme prejudice. In its place, many spinoffs appeared from the stars in the original show, including Old Blue Truck and Old Orange Oldsmobile.
[edit] Creation
My Mother the Car, a television show about mothers who accidentally become cars, was made during the onslaught of shows like Bewitched and I Dream of Jeanie, both of which actually might have had good episodes in them. The creator of the show, who asked to remain anonymous, claims that before television, cars were his passion. "Talking cars was the next logical step."
[edit] Characters
My Mother the Car, a show about mothers being cars, inundated the airwaves with, not only car jokes, but car related characters and motivations. Characters included, but were far from limited to, the mother, the car, and the son. Due to a plot hole, the son was not introduced until Season 9.
[edit] My Mother
My Mother the Car, a show which brought together many cars and mothers, starred "Mom", a Model-T Ford that had many wacky adventures and so forth in her car-ish form. Most persons who have watched any episode of My Mother the Car say that the mother was the most memorable character. Sadly, this character is nearly forgotten.
[edit] The Car
My Mother the Car, a show exploring the deep relationship between cars and the people who love them, had many characters, most of which were non-sentient cars. Unknown to many viewers, the car listed in the credits was not a mother, but was instead a non-sentient hunk of metal.
[edit] The Son??
Unfortunately for car enthusiasts and car-joke enthusiasts, My Mother the Car, a television program exploring the possibilities of reinCARnation, also had to have human characters. Brought in in season 9, "the Son" of My Mother the Car was necessary for plot development. In the same vein, the show's producers brought in "the son" to fill in plot holes evident in the show's plot, in which several plot holes were discovered.
[edit] Philosophical and Media Criticism
My Mother the Car, a show which revolved (WHEEL JOKE!!) around reinCARnation jokes, ran out of car jokes in the 27th season, at which point the show's producers began inserting a deeper relevance exploring the relationship between "My Mother the Car" and "the Son". A whole new storyline developed, and My Mother the Car came into it's own, much to the disappointment of car-joke enthusiasts everywhere.
[edit] Notable Episodes
My Mother the Car, a series of educational videos on how to deal with a particularly disturbing mother-son relationship, had far more than the two episodes below. Those two episodes are summarized here for your pleasure amusement curiousity you.
[edit] First Episode
My Mother the Car, a show about someone else's mother, began with a pilot episode, like most television shows. The creator, who wishes to remain anonymous,[1] envisioned "a show as funny as Arrested Development, and as epic as Lord of the Rings." However, the writers realized that before the show could become epic and life-changing there had to be characters (or "CARachters") and a loose plot.
The Pilot Episode showed how the car got infused with the spirit of the Son's mother. After a grisly accident in a car, the mother is ironically brought back to life in the very car she died in. Unable to form words without a larynx, throat, and tongue, mother expresses her feelings by running over pedestrians for several episodes with her wisecracking sidekick (NOT SHOWN).
Jokes in this episode include:
- "I've never seen a car drive that fast without a driver!" -Driver #8
- "I've never seen a car drive that fast!" -Child
- "Don't press my buttons, dearie!" -Mother hey, I thought she couldn't talk?!
- "I've never seen a car!" -Person from Alabama
- "I'm a hotrod momma!" -Mother that actually doesn't make any sense.
- "I've never seen!" -Blind driver #8
[edit] Last Episode
My Mother the Car, a show about talking cars who just happen to be my mother, eventually ended. The last episode, in which the mother is sold to a junkyard in pieces by her quickly-deteriorating schizophrenic son, is a heart-wrenching 30 minute morality tale.
After years[2] of toying with her son's emotions, the car is finally destroyed. The son, a broken husk of a man after years[3] of torment, kills himself in a ritualistic manner in the town square, never to be heard from again.
Jokes in this episode include:
- Mispronouncing "car" over and over again.
- Someone getting slapped in the face with a fish.
- Some guy slipping on an oil slick.
- A monologue about how crappy American cars are.
- Some idiotic routine involving an elderly man and an OLDSmobile.
[edit] Spinoffs
My Mother the Car, a primetime reality show, ended after 28 seasons of "mind-numbing hilarity, topped with crotch-grabbing comedy." Several writers on the show went back to being plumbers and auto-mechanics, but a large majority of them unfortunately (I'm sorry, I meant "fortunately") went back to writing for various other "My <INSERT FAMILY MEMBER HERE> is a Car" type sitcoms.
[edit] My Dad the Car... hilarity ensues
My Father the Car, a show about a father who is transformed into a car by radical carological surgery, is an action-oriented fare about a father who had enough. Half-car, half-man, this monstrosity patrolled the streets of Madeupville for two seasons before being cancelled with extreme prejudice. Villains included Boatman and Blimpman.
[edit] My Brother the Car... hilarity ensues
My Brother, the Car, a show about a brother and a car (respectively), is a show about two beings who never meet. Shot in black and white with French subtitles, the show follows the separate lives of two beings, never to meet, yet somehow intertwined. Acclaimed in France for it's "Peu de tát", it was cancelled in the middle of it's pilot episode with extreme prejudice.
[edit] My Wife the Car... hilarity ensues
My Wife the Car, an Indian television program about a man who marries a car, translates very poorly into English. According to badly translated sources, the show was about "...a person that connects a car. Later that is arranged relation that is established by his father and mobile in 1912, the person, forces in order to it connects a car. What is that reaches? How despite their children side? The publication follows the life of love those at duration two with very big numbers dances all 3 minutes."[4] The show continues in India, and has become popular in Japan, where game cards based on the show have sold in the hundreds of millions.
[edit] My Daughter the Car... hilarity ensues
My Daughter the Car, a show about a woman who gave birth to a car-daughter, was supposed to be an uplifting dramedy, like Scrubs, but far more uplifting and funny. Sadly, the show's themes of dealing with a mother-daughter relationship fell very far short of expectations, as 95% of the plot occurred inside of garages. The series was canceled with extreme prejudice right after the poorly planned episode, The Prom.
[edit] Pimp my Mother
Pimp my Mother the Car, an attempt in 2007 to bring the 40 year old show alive for young people, was taken off of MTV before the producers could make a first episode, much to the chagrin of car-joke enthusiasts.
[edit] Notes
- ↑ Jeff Renolds: Phoenix, AZ.
- ↑ or seasons, whichever.
- ↑ seasons
- ↑ "...a man who marries a car. After an arranged marriage set up by his father and a 1912 Oldsmobile, the man is forced to marry a car. What will happen? What will their children look like? The show follows the love life of these two crazy lovers with huge dance numbers every 3 minutes."
