MySpace bulletins
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“MAYBE YOU COMENT SOME MY FOTO?”
~ Asian Guy on his profile pictures
“RePoST Or GOD DoESN'T LoVE YoU!!11”
~ Stupid people on myspace
MySpace bulletins are like myspace comments, except they are more retarded. And they can be viewed by everyone on your friends list.
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[edit] Reason for Existence
When you get home from school, obviously, you must log into myspace to check and see if you got any comments. As usual you don't have any because you're not cool and because you're fat. Your next thoughts are that you can either logout, go running, mabye catch a movie, lose some of that weight OR you can stay logged into myspace just in case you happen to get a comment, you want to read it the second it happens. You must think of something to do while you're waiting for people to comment on your myspace. So what do you do? You can post a bulletin! You can do a huge survey, that tells about what you like, who you like, and what you're wearing, and what you're doing, and what you drank last, and what you ate last, and especially, what you smoked last etc etc... There are also other options. Another popular option is the SeCRet CrUsh GaMe, (12 years and younger generally)
[edit] Commonly titled bulletins
- 28 Girly Questions =]
- For Teenage girls *only* =]]
- 1,000 Relationship Questions =]
- OMZ TEH APOCOLIPSC!!!!!!1!~121!~~!!
- I'm 76% Retarded =]
- Does this survey make me look fat?
- Repost this by (blank) or (blank) will (blank) you.
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I'm so ugly look at these pictures
- This is a poem I wrote right before I logged into myspace
- pc4pc
- =]
- 900 about your #7
- Dislike vs. Hate
[edit] If bulletins aren't enough to pass the time while you wait for myspace comments
Try taking pictures of yourself to make yourself look more emo.
