MythBusters
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“I reject your reality and substitute my own!”
~ Adam Savage on Reality
“Well, there's your problem!”
~ Jamie Hyneman on Adam Savage
“See, Kari. It doesn't make you go blind!”
~ Grant Imahara on Masturbation
“Put that away!”
~ Kari Byron on Grant Imahara's actions during the previous quote
“Well, I like it in my Hynie.”
~ Jamie on his last name
“Busted.”
~ Mythbusters on existance of George W. Bush's brain.
“Bust the mythbusters!”
~ George W. Bush on Mythbusters after he heard the previous quote.
“Hey Jamie, what do you think it would take to bring down the twin towers?”
~ Adam Savage before 9/11.
“Lets find out!”
~ Jamie Hyneman on the above quote.
The MythBusters are known psychotic anarchists who operate under the alias Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage. These two come with several other minions that perform tedious mathematic and useless tasks to settle racial quotas of the gay teenage, asian, and fairly hot red head population. They are essentially the 21st century version of Pinky and the Brain, except these guys are human, not in a cartoon. Adam is several IQ points below Pinky whilst Jamie is far more evil than the Brain . Every night, though, they still plan on how to take over the world or just how to break it more.
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[edit] The Masterminds
Jamie Hyneman (aka HYNIEMAN) is known for having held every job ever devised by man. Most of his statements consist of "Well, back when I was a (waiter, farmer, mechanic, bear wrestler, professional binge drinker, male prostitute, etc.)...we (did something resulting in a very large explosion)".
Adam Savage is best known for his ability to screw up even the most simple task. Although his intentions are good, he has inadvertently caused millions of dollars of damage and is responsible for the death of several employees. In these situations, he usually says "Hey Jamie, didn't you work as a Cleaner for the Mob?"
[edit] The Plan
Their plan is quite simple; overthrow the US Government, and then take over the world.
Of course, this requires a lot of money. In order to fund their evil schemes, they have stolen an idea from Television Producer, Mark Burnett and tapped into a near limitless source of funding, the "reality" show. They have managed to sell a show supposedly about various myths being debunked, while it is in fact their efforts to develop a means for global and universal domination.
[edit] The Henchmen
The MythBusters have recruited a number of like minded people to assist in their takeover. These include Scottie Chapman, Salvatore "Tory" Belleci, Kari Byron, and Grant Imahara, who often do the extremely dangerous experiments that Adam and Jamie feel are better attempted by more "disposable" individuals. (Scottie has been missing since being asked to help Adam with a project) These henchmen are very dedicated and it is assumed they have been promised high positions in the "New Order."
[edit] Buster
Buster was originally a man named Thomas "Buster" Johnson who disappeared in mysterious circumstances after helping Adam with another project. The new Buster is the result of Adam's sad attempt to create a clone army, (this occurred just after his viewing of Star Wars-Episode Two). Buster is actually a plastic dummy that Jamie sneaked into the "Cloning Chamber" as a joke, but which Adam has proclaimed his greatest scientific success. Unfortunately Adam and the new Buster bear a close resemblance and in one episode Adam was intentionally dropped from an jumbo jet instead of Buster.
[edit] Area 51
One of their most important goals is to gain access to the Government complex known as Area 51, where they believe there is a huge amount of Alien technology they can use. Gaining access is one of their many obsessions, but so far no attempt to do so has been successful.
They tried to use a rocket pack to fly into the complex, However, failing to acquire surplus military rocket boosters, they decided to make their own from scratch, Unfortunately the plans were from the Civil War and proved less than satisfactory. Using salami as fuel, (this choice possibly being based on a pork obsession the MythBusters seem to have) and old plumbing supplies they bought at a garage sale for $5, they assembled their rockets. Even today, the MythBusters blame the salamis low fat content for this plans failure.
They then tried to enter Area 51 by using a lawn chair and thousands of helium filled birthday party balloons. They were detected and shot down when the noise of the 300 children chasing the Balloons set off ground sensors at the Area 51 perimeter.
An attempt to have the Henchmen sneak in through the sewer system was cancelled when a large number of cockroaches were encountered. Grant claimed some ancient Buddhist belief concerning roaches would not allow him step on them, and Kari just thought they were "Yucky".
The alien weapon was, in fact, a 7000 ton bar of Cadbury's Chocolate.
[edit] Methods
The MythBusters have also delved into the field of radical and questionable technologies and weapons. Several of these have shown potential, such as gunpowder-loaded jaw-breakers, The cannon originally designed by Leonardo Da Vinci, trombone RPGs, ICBMs (Inter-Continental Bologna Missiles), the frozen poultry howitzer, and their pride-and-joy, The Archimedes Death-Ray.
Some designs have been less than successful though -- Such as an attempt to develop ice-bullets for their rifles(useless in hot climates and during one test, Adam got ejected from a ski resort) , A plan to make lightweight Body Armor from playing cards also failed to meet expectations.
Jamie has even painted himself gold, and tried to convince people he is in fact an "Aztec God", with a divine right of ownership to all lands once populated by his people.
Several times they have experimented with means of Mind control, hoping to enslave the world population. One such experiment was "to induce contagious yawning" and was designed to put masses of people asleep.
They have also field tested (usually on the unsuspecting patrons of the local mall) various other "Mind Control" devices. These have included bicycle helmets with assorted knobs attached and flashing LED light boxes but it turned out to have increased Jamie's crack addiction
[edit] The Problems
Several times, the forces of good, or at least less-evil, have thwarted their plans.
They were unable to see if an airliner's jets could flip a car, and therefore were unable to duplicate the US Air Force's "Big Wind" secret weapon. During their production tests of the MBTB-1 (MythBusters-TankBuster) Trombone-RPG, several police officers came over to see what was going on. As the Police approached, the MythBusters panicked, and destroyed all their prototypes. In actuality, the cops merely wanted to see some explosions, since there had been few riots that week, and they were bored.
Their attempt to smuggle woman with huge exploding breast implants into the White House to destroy it failed when they realised 2 things: The explosions would not be big enough to destroy the White House, and that their tests prove that BREAST IMPLANTS CAN'T EXPLODE. They also tried to do this (even after the previous failure for reasons unknown) on a plane to re-live 9/11 by crashing the plane into the Empire Strikes Back building.
So despite all of their time and effort, they are still very far from being able to overthrow the Government of even the smallest nation. Several of their 'Ultimate Plans for Doom and Stuff' have been shelved, including a plan to destroy several airliners at once by poking a small hole in the windows; tests showed they need explosives to do so effectively, which their henchmen are allergic to.
There is also the problem that, since everything they do is filmed and broadcast around the world, they have lost the element of surprise. Of course, they don't know this, and so they continue to make idiots of themselves, to the enjoyment of the rest of mankind.
[edit] See Also
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