N00b talk

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N00bs talking in MSNopia.

N00b talk is the language spoken in MSNopia, a land where n00bs live peacefully. MSNopia is unfortunately disturbed every once and a while by some MCSPAZTRON who doesn't like it when people speak using n00b talk. The "Spaz Control" then deals with them, unless they are MCSPAZTRONS aswell. In this case, all the n00bs who oppose the Spaz Control and kicked out of MSNopia.

[edit] HOW TO SPEAK n00b TALK

Here is the translation for English to n00b talk.

• Laugh out Loud - LOL
• Roll on Floor Laughing - ROFL
• Roll on the Floor Laughing So Hard that I am Starting to Die a slow and painful death (yes the person who typed this is a n00b because he became too lazy to capitalize all of the words) - ROTFLSHTIASTDASAPD
• Laugh my Ass off - LMAO

• Oh My God - OMG
• What the FUck? - WTF?
• Start Talking Faster, You - STFU (though most noobs think it means "shut the f*ck up")
• BBQ - BQQ
• Own - pwn
• Ass - @$$
• The - t3h
• By the way - BTW
• F*ck you - f u
• I hate you - OMG u terd go dye in a wh0le
• You - u
• Are - r
• Eye - i
• Ate - 8
• Skater - Sk8er
• Smiley/Emoticon - funny moving pic
• Elite - l33t
• Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Friggin' Arse off at You, Your Mom, Your Dad and Your Dog Beyong all Recognition Forever and Ever - ROFLMFAOATYMYDAYDBARFEAE
• L8ter- Later
• N00b- Noob
• Got to go- G2G
• I have no life - U H4X0r

There are many other words that can be spoken in MSNopia, and most of them are pronounced like English words, but spelled wrong. I Can not think of how to elaborate on this anymore...

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