New Democratic Party

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**New Democratic Party of Canada**

Political Ideology:	National Social Democracy
Leader:	The Video Professor
Founders:	Joseph Stalin, John Lenin
Founded:	Around October 1917.
Number of Seats in House:	666
Number of Seats in Senate:	1984

“Go ahead, throw away your vote”

~ Paul Martin on the NDP

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Old people, and 18-year-old 'Marxists': lend me your vote!”

~ Jack Layton on Canadian voters during the 2006 election

“Try my product!”

~ Jack Layton on The Video Professor CD-ROM

“Canadian elections”

~ Oscar Wilde

The New Democratic Party or NDP) is a left wing political party in Canada. It was formed in 1966 by Tommy Lee Douglas. The current leader of the party is Jack Layton, the Prime Minister of Canada. in the 2006 Canadian General Election, the New Democrats won 255 seats and used the Judge Judy Verdict (2006) to create iSeats, which they promptly won. They are one of the four main political parties in Canada, the other parties are the Liberal Party, the Hey, What the Hell is That!?! Party and their Arch Nemesis, the fringe Conservative Party.

[edit] Political Beliefs

Jack Layton, leader of the NDP. He wants you to try his product.

The NDP is a social democratic party which subscribes to the following political beliefs:

Stopping the Conservatives at all costs
Legalization of Cannabis specifically marijuana and as well as all other drugs
Abortion rights
Same Sex rights
Multi-culturalism
Other things that makes the Christian Right very, very, very pissed
Establishing a Ministry of Peace
Ban peanuts nationwide, and feature annoying-as-heck PSAs on television with vending machines crashing into walls when being near peanuts
National day care system so that women can work...you know, the whole treating women like people thing...that thing the Tories hate?
Rehabilitating criminals as to not hurt their feelings and smacking people who call for their death
Use of pay-per-use health care will be deemed illegal and be punishable with death
Not letting them tell you it can't be done
using acronyms for every word

[edit] Famous New Democrats

[edit] See Also

Canadian Politics

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