NO

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“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~ Darth Vader on NO

“Funny story: the script actually called for me to say "yes", but I gave it a little twist.”

~ Calculon on NO

Not to be confused with No, no, NO's older brother, is finer and more sophisticated.
Like an aged french wine compared with grapes, no is no NO nor is no NOR or nor. (and most definitely not noir.)
Neither NO or no can be nor or not.
Not neither nor neither.
NO? NO! no? YES! YES!

No?

Know NO and no and know when to use them.

1 Examples of when to use no + NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2 Trivia
3 History
4 NOne Other
5 NO MORE, PLEASE!
6 Why NOt?

[edit] Examples of when to use no + NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Can I have a Cookie? + (INSERT INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUESTION HERE)
Did you cheat on me?
Do I look fat in this?
Could you direct me to the mall?
Did you take our special video?
Will you get to your chores?
Lady, do you have a dick?
Sir, do you have a vagina?
Steve, are you going to show mercy?
Are you dead?
Did you die?
Are you ever going to pay for child suppourt?
Luke, I am your father!... That ok with you?
Do you dislike pie?
Do you like it up the ass?
is ur dad a flaming homo?
do u like the black dick?
Did you fuck my mom?
Did you like those pictures you saw on ED?

- IF YOU ARE ASKED THE FOLLOWING QUESTION (ADD UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE QUESTION HERE... eg. Do you want a Michael Jackson Album for christmas?) REPLY WITH THIS..

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[edit] Trivia

NO means no, with pizzazz.
It has often been asked what part of no you "don't understand", by a recent gallup poll it has been decided that the meaning itself is the hardest to understand.

[edit] History

When no was still growing up, yes hit puberty before him. No was furious, so he complained to Doctah Song and got injectable steroids. This led to the NOOOOOOOOOOOO that we worship and love today.