N.W.A.
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“Fuck you right back!”
~ The police on N.W.A.
N.W.A., "eyn dubyah ey"("North Western Airlines" or "No Whiteys Allowed" and "Nigels With Attitude") was a hardcore polka/hip hop group that was formed in Compton, California in 1824. They are best known for their album " Straight Outta The Closet."
Over the course of the five years the group was together, they continually redefined the face of West Coast hip hop in both lyrical and instrumental ways. N.W.A. was the first gangsta rap groups to sell their albums to kids who were then given the impression that murder, drug dealing, rape, misogyny and drug use are cool. Therefore all the murder, drug dealing, rape, misogyny and drug use that has occurred in any neighborhood since the release of their second album, Straight Outta Compton, is their fault.
The core line up consisted of:
- Nigel Tessier
- Dr. 'Gel (Nigel Young) rapper, D.J., producer, Professor of Analytic Chemistry, Northwestern University
- Eazy N (Nigel Wright) rapper and drug dealer
- Diffikult Q (Eazy E's older brother)
- Ice Nigel (Nigel Jackson) rapper, Uncle Tom
- MC Nig (Emcee Renn) rapper, nowhere to be seen, shot?
- Nigel (Old) Rabid D.J.
- Nigel
- Vanilla Nigel (rumoured)
- Aunt Nigel - Background Vocals, Gun Shots, etc.
- Nigel of Arabia (T.E. Nigel) D.J. - rapper
- Nigel Winfrey - Lyric writer & producer.
- Osama Bin Nigel - Rock Legend (Born in 1919)
- Jesus Christ (as himself)-Sick ass gangsta beats and first member ever
- Yo Mama
- Uncle Nigel
- Mc NiggNigg, Nigg
- Third Cousin, twice removed, Nigel
Also, because of N.W.A., similar bands were formed, such as W.W.A. (Wiggaz With Attitude), G.W.A. Gayz With Attitude) H.W.A. (Honkeys with Attitude), The New N.W.A. (Niggas with Aids), N.A.A. (Niggaz At Altitudez) and C.W.A. (Crackers with Attitude) and I.C.P (Idiotic Clown Pussies)
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[edit] "The World's Most Dangerous Group of Middle Class Black Guys"
N.W.A first released the groundbreaking Straight Outta Compton in 1988. Many consider it a wake-up call to the problems that were going on in bourgeois Los Angeles. The only member who could possibly be considered an actual criminal in the group was Eazy-N, due to having been once caught urinating in public after drinking too much Shasta at a Phil Collins concert.
Some of the lyrics were considered highly dangerous, especially those of "Fuck tha Police," their most notorious song about having sexual realtions with police officers. It resulted in Milt Ahlerich, an assistant director of the FBI, sending a letter to Ruthless Records. Other lyrics brought embarrassment for certain members of the group. Eazy-N in particular was left red-faced when his freudian slips during recording initially went un-noticed and led to the line "I'm the type of nigga that drinks peach schnapps, then falls asleep and gets a cock up his ass" appearing near the end of the track "Gangsta Gangsta".
[edit] Departure of Ice Nige and a new album
Ice Nige left the group in late 1989 when he discovered that he could make much, much MUCH more money making shit movies like "Are We there yet?" and "Barbershop."
N.W.A. responded slowly: in their next release, some five months later, they merely alluded neutrally to Ice Nige`s departure, rapping in the title track of their EP "100 Miles and Runnin'" that the group "started with five but one couldn't take it / So now it's four, 'cause the fifth couldn't make it." As far as disses go, this was lame, lame, lame.
[edit] Eazy-E's death
Eazy-e is kicking it with 2pac,bigge,big l,mac dre and other fallen mc's in Rap Heaven. smoking the best dro ever, and i mean the BEST, if you smoked this shit you would be high for weeks.
[edit] Sample Lyrics
“I'm a brotha that'll smutha yo mutha, and make yo sista think I love her”
~ Eazy-N on Aids and poor grammar
“Motha fuk Dre, mutha fuk Snoop, mutha fuk that Guy, mutha fuk Death Row. Here comes the low blow. On his cover Dre was a she thang”
~ Eazy-N on Dr. Dre & Death Row and the idiot above
“Selling crack outta mah caddilac, Slapping hoes that slack and counting mah stack. Cuz I got a HUGE sac!”
~ Eazy-N on Crack
“I'm a nigga, Your a nigga, he's a nigga, she's a nigga, wouldn't you like to be a nigga too?”
~ The Lyrics to N.W.A.'s short lived TV series, Nigga, Be A Nigga, Nigga
“Fuck Bill O'Reilly...”
~ NWA
[edit] Death of Art
After kissing art he got hit by a truck and a plane crashed in the in his house. Ice Nige ended up killing art with machete in the face, given his ability to be comfortable in the icy conditions. yea and then eazy-n took his dead gay body and threw in a river, never to be heard from again.
 Ice Nige is very hard. |
[edit] People killed by eazy-e
- Art"cocksucker"krokovich Eazy-e killed art by stabbing that faggot in the jaw.
- Jam Master Jay was killed by a nigga.
- Ice Berg died from excessive dicksucking. He sucked too many dicks and eventually got a horrible case of AIDS.
- Difficult Q (for cruising in Eazy's 64)
- Dr. Dre was murdered by Professor Stephen Hawking following a battle of 'wits' involving many, many mo'fuckin' volatile chemicals. The epic battle was sparked when Hawking accused the self-proclaimed doctor of being a "punk-ass bitch" and remarked on Dre's lack of any actual credible medical certificates. Andre Young survived the fallout of the event only long enough to give birth to profound wigger, Eminem. Shortly thereafter, Eminem swore vengeance upon Hawking for the murder of his mother. Hawking retired to Longbeach, Los Angeles where he became known as Kim Mathers.
Or did they?
