Napkin
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Napkins have recently spawned on the planet Freddy Mercury, where they are most welcome, since they have a tendency to cover up and melt the cheap and objectional ice coating on most of the planet. The Napkins get along well with the Queens (the original inhabitants of Freddy Mercury) merely because of their shared hatred of this vanilla-flavoured ice. This is lucky for the Queens, as Napkins have a particularly vicious way of disposing of their enemies.
[edit] The "Napkin Effect"
First, the Napkins fold themselves up and lay themselves on a table and threaten their enemies to sit down with them. Nobody knows quite what they are threatened with, since no enemies have ever lived to tell the tale, and Napkins are very secretive. It took 473 reporters just to get this information, and they were using state-of-the-art morse code machine thingys. After having seated the enemies, the Napkins serve a delicious meal. However, the unsuspecting diner, unaware that it was his napkin talking throughout, rises, and is about to take his Napkin off his lap when BANG!!! Instant circumcision and penis mutilation. The enemy then dies from loss of life. If the target is a female, the Napkin employs a different tactic. It jumps up to the victim's throat, and strangles it immediately, which is much more cost-effective and less messy.
[edit] The Napkin Party
The Napkin Party is a political party that opposes The Dustbin Party. Some people say the only thing they eat in parties is napcakes.
