Napoleonic Wars (video game)

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*Server: Nap_Wars

[edit] Rise and Shine, General

*lepetitc@p has joined the game

*lepetitc@p has offered alliance to /dir/ect0ry

/dir/ect0ry: lepetit u n00b

/dir/ect0ry: go kill ITALY

*lepetitc@p has struck ITALY!

*20 damage to ITALY!

*lepetitc@p has struck PoPe!

*17 damage to PoPe!

H/\bsburg1246: WTF its my territory

lepetitc@p: take THAT

*lepetitc@p has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*40 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

H/\bsburg1246: OMGWTFFFF!!!

lepetitc@p: beg for peace

*H/\bsburg1246 has given Aussie_neverland to lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: OMG I PWN LOLOLOL

/dir/ect0ry: ur still n000b

lepetitc@p: ok

[edit] War in Egypt

*Map: Egypt

*lepetitc@p has struck Knights_of_MA!

*lepetitc@p has killed Knights_of_MA!

*lepetitc@p has struck Pyramid3z!

*36 damage to Pyramid3z!

LordBritish: OMFG!!

LordBritish: Nelson get him!

Nelson the Lord: aye aye capn

*Nelson the Lord has struck lepetitc@p!

*20 damage to lepetitc@p!

Otto_D_Man: lepetit h@x! lets get him!

*LordBritish has struck lepetitc@p!

*10 damage to lepetitc@p!

*Otto_D_Man has struck lepetitc@p!

*9 damage to lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: damn u

*lepetitc@p has dropped Pyramid3z!

/dir/ect0ry: LMAO UR PWN3D!!!!111

/dir/ect0ry: bow b4 me l0ser

[edit] Birth of the Empire

lepetitc@p: okay directory

lepetitc@p: u annoyed me enouf

*lepetitc@p has killed /dir/ect0ry!

lepetitc@p: kekeke

*LordBritish is now known as UK

*UK has struck lepetitc@p!

*4 damage to lepetitc@p!

UK: HAXXXX!!! ALL STRIKE HIM! @ ONCE!!

*lepetitc@p has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*26 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

PoPe: Wow, u r0x, wanna op?

lepetitc@p: yep gimme op

*lepetitc@p sets mode: +o lepetitc@p

*lepetitc@p has struck UK!

*1 damage to UK!

lepetitc@p: w00t....?!!

UK: HEHE u'll never get me!

lepetitc@p: well well well

lepetitc@p: wait a bit

[edit] Trafalgar Tales

*Map:Trafalgar

UK: yo horatio use your haxing skillz and beat nap for me while i help habs

Nelson the Lord: Right-o

*m4R1nes!!! has joined the battle!

lepetitc@p: wtf! Pierre get yo ass over here!

frenchy_b0i: damn why do i have to do it >:(

*NAVYn00b has joined the battle!

*@rm@d@ has joined the battle!

Nelson the Lord: ENGLAND EXPECTS EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY!!! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!11111

*@rm@d@ has struck m4R1nes!!!! 10 damage!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@! 47 damage!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b! 40 damage!

frenchy_b0i: holy sh*t we are getting pwnt

*h3adshot HA><0r has joined the battle!

*Aimbot hack activated!

*h3adshot HA><0r has struck Nelson the Lord!

*Critical hit! 100 damage!

*h3adshot HA><0r has killed Nelson the Lord!

Nelson the Lord: omg effin haxor

*Nelson the Lord has left the server.

*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed @rm@d@!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck h3adshot HA><0R!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed h3adshot HA><0R!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed NAVYn00b!

frenchy_b0i: uh g2g

*frenchy_b0i has left the server.

lepetitc@p: coward bastard

UK: LOLOLOLOL we take over!

*UK has won Map:Trafalgar!

[edit] The Demise at Austerlitz

*Map:Austerlitz

lepetitc@p: habsburg, ur next!!

motherussia: not so quick

*motherussia has formed an alliance with H/\bsburg1246!

lepetitc@p: lol, alliance of l0serz

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*30 damage to motherussia!

*lepetitc@p has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*Critical Hit!

*100 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

*lepetitc@p has killed H/\bsburg1246!

*lepetitc@p has taken ITALY from H/\bsburg1246!

motherussia: U BASTARD!!!!!

lepetitc@p: too easy

lepetitc@p: nubcakes

[edit] Europe Surrenders

*lepetitc@p has killed those pitiful German mini-states!

*Prußland has formed an alliance with motherussia!

lepetitc@p: wtf u 2?

*lepetitc@p has struck Prußland!

*35 damage to Prußland!

*lepetitc@p has killed Prußland!

lepetitc@p: la la la, on to P0lska!

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*16 damage to motherussia!

*lepetitc@p has taken P0lska from motherussia, Prußland and H/\bsburg1246!

motherussia: ok ok dont kill me

*motherussia has formed an alliance with lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: i pwn i pwn i pwn i pwn

lepetitc@p: UK must be easier than these sux0rz

*lepetitc@p has struck UK!

*2 damage to UK!

lepetitc@p: nooooo!!!

lepetitc@p: how?

UK: heh, island ch34t

lepetitc@p: then take this l0lz0r

*lepetitc@p sets mode: +m

*lepetitc@p sets mode: -v UK

Teh_Swede$: give 'em +v back

lepetitc@p: SILENCE@!!!!

motherussia: may I?

lepetitc@p: ur welcome

*motherussia has struck Teh_Swede$!

*27 damage to Teh_Swede$!

Teh_Swede$: No wait wait, dont kill me

*Teh_Swede$ has given cold_fish27 to motherussia!

motherussia: that will suffice, l@mo

lepetitc@p: And now the last one...

*lepetitc@p has struck Español!

*lepetitc@p has killed Español!

lepetitc@p: MWAHAhAHAHA

lepetitc@p: all ur Europe r belong 2 us.

[edit] Surprise!

*motherussia has struck Otto_D_Man!

*31 damage to Otto_D_Man!

*Otto_D_Man has given gothkid12345 to motherussia!

motherussia: thats freakin PREFECT

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*22 damage to motherussia!

lepetitc@p: SURPRISE!!!

motherussia: OMGWTFHOW!! Retreat! run 4 ur lives!!!!

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*37 damage to motherussia!

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*52 damage to motherussia!

lepetitc@p: will u just die already?

lepetitc@p: this game stinxorz

*motherussia: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' activated

*lepetitc@p has struck motherussia!

*72 damage to motherussia!

*motherussia has struck lepetitc@p!

*80 damage to lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: THE CH3AT!!!

*motherussia: Cheat 'Moscow Fire' activated

*motherussia has struck lepetitc@p!

*73 damage to lepetitc@p!

*8 damage to motherussia!

*motherussia: Cheat 'Winter' activated

*Winter has struck lepetitc@p!

*100 damage to lepetitc@p!

motherussia: SURPRISE!!!

*motherussia has struck lepetitc@p!

*111 damage to lepetitc@p!

*motherussia: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' deactivated

lepetitc@p: damn ha><or

lepetitc@p: forget this crap im going back to france

[edit] Back in Europe

*ChanServ sets mode: +o motherussia

*motherussia has taken P0lska from lepetitc@p!

*motherussia sets mode: +v UK

*Español has respawned!

*Español: Cheat 'Guerilla' activated

*Prußland has respawned!

*H/\bsburg1246 has respawned!

*Prußland has struck lepetitc@p!

*23 damage to lepetitc@p!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck lepetitc@p!

*24 damage to lepetitc@p!

*ITALY has respawned!

*those pitiful German mini-states has respawned!

lepetitc@p: NOOOOOOOO!!!! this canot B I M invincibl3!!!!

*lepetitc@p has struck Prußland!

*20 damage to Prußland!

*lepetitc@p has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*20 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

*Aussie_neverland has respawned!

motherussia: now

*UK has struck lepetitc@p!

*33 damage to lepetitc@p!

*Prußland has struck lepetitc@p!

*34 damage to lepetitc@p!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck lepetitc@p!

*35 damage to lepetitc@p!

*motherussia has struck lepetitc@p!

*46 damage to lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: u all cheaterz

lepetitc@p: especially motherussia

lepetitc@p: kill me

*ChanServ has placed lepetitc@p in Exile Mode (Excess Flood)

H/\bsburg1246: f00f that was some fight

Prußland: so how do we divide Europe

Prußland: ?

motherussia: first of all...

*motherussia sets mode: +o king_Loui18n

[edit] The Brief Comeback

*Map: Waterloo

*lepetitc@p has joined the game

*lepetitc@p sets mode: +o lepetitc@p

*lepetitc@p has kicked king_Loui18n (stfu noob)

motherussia: ZOMG impossibl311!!!

*UK has struck lepetitc@p!

*15 damage to lepetitc@p!

*Prußland has struck lepetitc@p!

*15 damage to lepetitc@p!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck lepetitc@p!

*15 damage to lepetitc@p!

*motherussia has struck lepetitc@p!

*15 damage to lepetitc@p!

lepetitc@p: well

lepetitc@p: respect

*ChanServ sets mode: +b lepetitc@p

*ChanServ has kicked lepetitc@p (cheat detected: Self-opping)

*Mission Completed.