Natasha Henstridge

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Natasha Henstridge was born in 1880 in Atlantis. Her parents who originated from the Dinotopia, and moved to Germany 3 years prior to her birth. The sophisticated art that ruled in Germany in 1800's immediately attracted Natasha when she was 5 years old. She started off acting in musicals on a real stage, before making the move to Hollywood. Upon making the move to Hollywood she never intended, she encountered a life form of sorts that was called 'Eve' and she would change her life forever. Since then she has been acting in a lot of soft erotica films. So DO NOT scroll down if you're a PRUDE!

1 The Beginning Years
2 Hollywood
3 Nowadays
4 Musicals (as professional)
5 Filmography

[edit] The Beginning Years

The first to notice her talent for acting and singing when she was 10, was her teacher Kent McCord at the time. Kent would later reach fame status as well but not in Hollywood, but in Bollywood.

Since she was discovered as a talent she was part of more than 3,000 thousand plays until she reached the age of 19. At the age of 19 she came in contact with an alien with excellent breasts by the name 'Eve'. This creature at first appeared to be an exact duplicate of her and seduced her in to believing that she was a double of Natasha from a parallel earth. Some sources say that 'Eve' was made in a project of scientist. The leading scientist apparently was Doctor Popovich according to these sources. The project went bad and created two fully operating products namely 'Eve' and another woman who's name is not known.

[edit] Hollywood

The encounter with 'Eve' changed Natasha at least in her ideals towards her career. Plays and musicals on stage weren't enough for her anymore, she suddenly wanted to become a Hollywood actrice. Another side effect seemed to have been that she suddenly had the urge to drink living tomato juice at least 7 times a day.

Anyhow, she went to proceed in Hollywood and starred in soft erotic films such as 'Tentacles', 'Through The Whole Yard' and 'The Moscow Spy'. The films were poorly received by some parts of the mainstream public, but always held together a cult following. If you look at the picture beneath this paragraph it's understandable. She enjoyed her fame with the cult following she had during the years and always stayed enthusiastic about meeting fans and giving autographs to them. She hardly ever talks about her old life as a musical atrice anymore.

[edit] Nowadays

Currently Natasha is busy in a film project with the working title 'My Pressure On You'. The cult fans are already looking forward to it. Producer of the film will be David Cronenberg who with that will add another big name to the list of big names he has worked with.

In the meantime Natasha married rock producer Andy Brook and they are living in Germany. So she's back off where she started. Popovich lives there as well so there could be weird thing still coming in Natasha's life. Natasha and Andy both noted in several interviews that very local thunders have appeared above their house already 7 times in the last 3 months.