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The National Front (a.k.a Necrophilia Front) is the most successful, most popular, fastest growing political party in the English Specking world! However nobody knows it yet because of a Liberal media conspiracy, Bestiality and Marxist Jewish lying filthy bastards who are bent on destroying all things British like Holocaust Denial, nazism, and Northern Ireland. However, the national Front is not racist, fascist or nazi we just believe the same things as they do. The BNP does not exist, it is a fraud by the Liberals to trick people into thinking we have been overtaken by the non-existent BNP which is RUN ENTIRELY BY SEARCHLIGHT COMMUNISTS. The age of multiculturalism will end as soon as we gain power!!!!!
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[edit] The great beginning
The National Front was founded some time in Eighties, seventies or the sixties, perhaps even in the onemilliontenthousandies. After the British union of fascists disbanded, which is a TOTAL UTTER COINCIDENCE, AS THE BUF WHERE FASCISTS AND WE'RE NOT! And was instantly welcome by all the British people as their Saviour, however, large hordes of Robots, pretending to be British opposed us. However after a series of clashes with IRA supporters, communists, widespread opposition wherever we went and constant failure to win elections WE REMAND EXACTLY AS STRONG AND POWERFUL AS BEFORE!!!!! And went on to win all general elections we entered, only the liberal press lied saying Labour had won.
[edit] Our great policy
Our plan is simple and logical, we will kill maim and burn all Communists who oppose us. Humanely stick all Americans, Armenians, Asian People, Assholes, Black people, Cavemen, Dolphins, Emos, Feminists, Filipinos, Furries, Gays, Geeks, Gypsies, hippies, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, Lesbians, Mexicans, Mormons, Redheads, Retards, Thieves (well they can stay as long as their British) Trekkies, and Vegetarians on boat to Iceland. Leave the EU, UN, USSR, and everything else we can think of..... And then offer the world the hand of friendship. Then apply our great errrr...... Emmmm..... Wait a minute............ Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. I don't quiet remember what happens after that.......... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... HEY BILL! What do we do after.....
[edit] Enoch Powell was right
Enoch Powell was the greatest political figure in the whole of British history! That's why he supported the Conservative Party and not us! Taws he foresaw that rivers of blood would flow due to the influx of asylum seekers into our great nation and empire! BLOOD I TELL YOU BLOOD! And as liberals rant and rave about the holocaust we have proven that Nazi Germany was not responsible, but in fact Britain is guiltily! Thus removing the blame from our German masters, they where pleased and granted us dark powers. And the victims involved where SS man Not really!
[edit] Enoch Powell was doubly right
In this nation you can't stand up and yell 
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without being called a nazi. This is clearly communism, along with some socialism, Marxism, Anarchism, Labourism, Islamism, Neo-communism, fascism, Syndicalism, Arachno-communism, Cowmunism, Chessumism, Commonism, Satanism, and Scientology, Illuminati is clearly behind it!!!
[edit] Enoch Powell was super-duper right
So now we move on to the matter of membership, there are many different types of racist, stupid people in the National Front. In fact we have more old people than young skinheads and more women than men. Meaning their the majority of membership are old ladies. All disunited and Infighting under the red white and blue banner of Enoch Powell.
[edit] See Also
Barmy British Stuff | Commonwealth of Independent Nations |
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