Native Americans
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βEven the Asians want to be themβ
~ Alexander Andrewsson on Amerindians
βWhite women flock to them like godsβ
~ Americans on Amerindians
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[edit] History
[edit] In the beginning
In the beginning, the Native Americans (or those superior to whites) walked to this continent from Asia. At least thats what inbred white people like to believe.
The Native Americans followed by planting maize, the Navajo word that most literally translates "taste better than what whites have", but is commonly known as corn. A lot of whites are dumb enough to think that maize and all Native Americans are unrelated to Korn the band.
In times of hard-ship, such as drunken incest orgys, many whites resorted begging to the NAtive Americans. That is not called Thanks Giving.
[edit] The White Invasion
Native Americans and White people (white skin) got along great except for the rape and brutality by the dog like whites.White people handing out blankets infected with small pox. Plus white people back then were too big of pussies to to fight like men and still are for the most part.
[edit] Religion
(Warning this section is full of shit but some whites might believe it for when they become pretendians)
Native Americans are secretly shaminstic, and have many of the powers attributed to the 144,000 in the book of Revelation, such as calling upon God (or the Great Spririt) to cause disasters. This in principle makes disasters easy to predict, if you know how natives think. For example, it would therefore seem natural that if the 10 amemendments in the Constitution, which were ratified in 1789 protects your right to predict an earthquake on 10-17-89 if you want to, then the principle that "prophecy is as easy as sin" makes it obvious that the Loma Priena Earthquake could not happen on any other day.
The Great Spirit also honored Dr. Martin Luther King with an earthquake on his birthday in 1994 after the beating of Rodney King in the city of Angels, i.e. Los Angeles.
One of the biggest masacres carried out by the "true witnesses" was the mass death of the Sumatra Earthquake wherin either the white numerolgists were found to be either a day late, or a dollar short of the fact when they were supposed to be sending a fax to warn about a Tsunami on 12-24-2004.
This is why Indians are not allowed to gamble, since true Indians can count cards at blackjack with their eyes closed, as well as perform other tricks like wishing a roulette wheel to come up on any number.
In an important Twilight Zone episode about modern Native life, a child named "Anthony" turned a man into a Jack In the Box, and had to wish him into a cornfield, but it was a "good day" ... in Native America.
