Neo-communism

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“I feel new and equal here, but still quite chic.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Neo-communism

Neo-communism, established in 2005 by Carl Martinski, espouses a new form of communism that allows sadists who enjoy totalitarian rule to pretend that communism can work for the benefit of man, even though it never did. This allows the upper-class to be supercilious with their stupid, uneducated minds.

[edit] Carl Martinski

Carl Martinksi was born 23rd Brumaire, 1938 by Shire reckoning. Born in the Kremlin, he was a fervent

Carl Martinski, aged 10, at the barber's, centre front.

anti-post-quasi-fundamentalist-proto-neo-anti-capitalist up until 2005, when he turned neo-communist. Most of his early life was spent in ditches reading Harry Potter and the Machinery of Kazakhstan. His brother is Pope Benedict XVI.

[edit] The Neo-Communist Movement

The Neo-communist is not a unified front. The founding front created by Cha Cha, called The People's Front of West Kremlin, lost dominance at Christmas. There are many other factions, but two important ones are The Republic of Gap and The Yueltide Workers' Liberation Front. There is an annual disco every February, with complimenary bone-breaking from the KGB.

[edit] Street Activities

Occupying the centre of every major European city, the neo-communist movements will often be found at trendy bars, yachts, clothes shops, cafes and public toilets...together. All neo-communists have an Apple iPod to be "one of the people" or "one of the good guys," In 1998 The iRepublic was sued by the Yueltide Workers' Liberation Front for associating neo-communism with silouhette dancing.