Neopoprealism (art)

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"Queen of Magic Shoes" by NeoPopRealist Paul Reubens. Reubens' technique involves detonating an atomic bomb behind his model and capturing the resulting image on a plate of specially prepared tungsten carbide. He then glues torn-paper shapes to it. For this he went 8 years to art school.

NeoPopRealism is a new style of visual arts created by artist Nadia Russ (not to be confused with Russ Abbot, Russ Berry, others). NeoPopRealism combines the depth of intelligence of Leonardo Da Whisky, the stupidity of Andy Warhol with Jeff Koons and "life comedy" absolutely blooming in humour. This style reflects the new millennium with its technological and cultural achievements, extreme craziness and the prevalence of people jumping from cliffs and drinking cheap black Indian tea in a orange gardens. NeoPopRealism is a philosophy which unites beautifully fabulous people under the flag of perfectionism and high IQ to prevent corraption and decadence of contemporary society.

NeoPopRealism creator, Artist Nadia Russ is a 6'2" tall, blond, with hazel eyes, long legs. She uncontrolled by the nature of "nuts" and "ars". There are rumors that intoxicated Bahamian farmer, Wolfcombe, before jumping from his cliff said about Nadia's cousin Russ Abbot and some decadent with cap a tea: "Jesus why do the BBC continue to give them work? I'd do a better job..." But other rumors persist. Another rumour is that it would appear that Russ Abbot is actually a gateway drug leading to usage of the much more ~~addictive~~ and unfunny Les and Dennis. "Victims" of this comedy normally had nothing from the beginning, including clothes and money.

After that Nadia Russ and Mickey Crazy Pilot went in a Boca Raton private airport, where they loaded their pure platinum bodies into Mickey's little toy named "CESSNA-310" (five-seats plane, made in 1959). They flew around looking for opportunity to possess powers of God's secrets... Then Nadia took pilot's seat. It was her first pilot experience. Mickey Crazy Pilot was a casual & selfconfident flight instuctor. Kennedy Jr., who crushed his small plane few years ago had met Mickey in NYC airport & personally expressed his gratitude for doing great job as a public-safest pilot-instructor... Happy Mickey-Crazy-Pilot flew to Brazil & opened there 50 Landromats. Tony MacCaroni was not there. He was cleaning some tables in NYC's restaurant. Tony was a good bus boy, not a rotten french-fries potato.

NeoPopRealism by Nadia Russ on the middle of creative process

A warning to everyone, as Tony MacCaroni (his maden name - Pecora), Richard Obeseiana, who wished to build their great fortune and buildings in NYC by possessing people's private property, songs and sketch shows without Picasso's permission in writing.

Panotomime professionals, enforcers of the law and NYPD are watching you. Phreaks and other people are watching you from helicopters, forest, private planes and windows of high rise buildings.

For more info on NeoPopRealism around town, local and international flight and criminal activities of Richard Obeseiana, restauranter Tony Pecora and others check our local newspaper NeoPopRealism Journal[1].