Neurotically Yours
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Neurotically Yours is a series of Flash cartoons created by illwillpress (the online pseudonym of Jonathan Ian Mathers and the name of his online company).
Germaine is a poorly drawn misanthropic shemale girl with purple pubic hair. She normally wears "goth" clothing, which is generally quite skimpy for the majority of the cartoons (most likely as a fan service to make up for a lack of originality). She is also a member of the Wiccan faith.
[edit] Characters
Foamy is the wisest, opinionated, fast-talking savior who speeds his voice to sound like a squirrel whose scathing and often expletive-ridden protests include (but are not limited to) the following:
- Incessant bitching about drunks.
- Jerks who "try to be something they aren't".
- The joy of Newgrounds Portal award theft.
- The World Trade Organization and its tyrannical stronghold on global funds and wealth distribution not limited to a perpetual struggle for the impoverished, which he claims should all go to himself.
- Marketing techniques used by certain coffee shop establishments (by use of a satire mocking a fictitious coffee house known as "Star-Schmucks").
- The "Fat-kins" diet. Created by evil lord Fat-kins.
- People who sue the fast food industry (he cites the fictitious McDoogle's chain) because they are "fat bastards" who are irresponsible in their eating habits.
- Send me all of your money or face my "squirrelly wrath".(a terrifying power of his that incinerated some dumb jerkoff who doubted his awesome and unimaginable power.)
- If you are going to die, give me all your things
- Click the Paypal link, go to my eBay auctions, buy stuff from my online stores, and worship my church.
- Metallica, for bringing about the downfall of Napster, a music-sharing service infamous for having a fucked up American gay name(Napster?? WTF!?!?!).
- Anime conventions and the loose drunken sex contained therein
- The opposition to the Christmas holiday, not due to any religious concerns, but simply due to people's respect for a fat guy who gives out free stuff.
- eBay auctions, creeps, and panties, in his more daring episodes.
- Aquidward Tentacles.
Other characters include Pilz-E (a squirrel whose insanity, paranoia and general hyperactivity can be attributed to taking too much medication; so much so that it's a wonder he isn't dead), Pilz-E loves to snort his pills off of Germaine's breasts. Begley (a squirrel from England with a punk haircut), and is often blamed for talking Germaine into doing the most perverted things for his own amusement, and Leroy the Hatta (a black squirrel with a double standard for racist remarks, also the second most racist character on the show.) Hatta also loves to stick his big black dick into Germaine's ass. Pilz-E and Begley are both part of Foamy's personal cult, known as the Foamy Card Cult" (FCC). In the episode titled "Inner Demons," Foamy created the "secret Foaminian Cult." To this day the secret Foaminian Cult has only two members that are squirrels,but with an estimated 1.5 million followers world wide and 2 million worshippers to the almighty church of foamy.
[edit] Haters
- The original author of this page. He has been permanently silenced.
- Evil lord Fatkins. Has been outlived by the messiah Foamy. Died of massive clogging to his heart brought on by his obesity from eating too much fat fried meat.
- 20 authors on Newgrounds who stood alone against Foamy and failed. Instead humiliating themselves, causing many of their previous fans to turn against them, and making self imposed exiles on themselves, hopefully never to return and rear their ugly heads at Aewgrounds ever again.
- Drunkards, drug addicts, liberal bastards and carb counting assholes. Of which the one at the top of the list is all of.
- The author of the haters section spends most of his time masturbating to Foamy's rant. He currently is beating off Illwill's talentless dick
- Squidward Tentacles.
