Northeast United States

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The Northeast, prided as being a (largely racially homogenous) haven for minorities throughout the ages, and strong sports teams, is by far the most compassionate and accepting region in the United States. Unlike certain other impoverished regions, this one has taken to such progressive issues such as keeping Apple Computer afloat by purchasing a laptop for every student.

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Typified by hurricane free weather, this region is able to keep itself afloat, thank you. Unlike others where inept leaders lead national disasters to become exentuiated by mismanagement, the responsible leadership of the states here never finds itself caught up in Scandal due to the total lack of Republican leadership. Indeed, the affluence of this region is largely a reflection of the liberals' complete control.