New Text Document.txt
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In computer theory, New Text Document.txt is a specialized file which, in its pure and pristine state, consists of zero (0) bytes.
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[edit] Existence of New Text Document.txt
The existence of New Text Document.txt is guaranteed by the Axiom of the Empty File. Also, by invoking the Axiom of File Extension, it is easily proven that there can be only one (and one only) New Text Document.txt. However, this doesn't stop reckless computer theorists from erroneously using popular variants of New Text Document.txt, such as New Text Document (2).txt, Copy of New Text Document.txt, and Copy of Copy of New Text Document.txt.
[edit] Common Operations with New Text Document.txt
Let anyfile.txt represent any text file. Then, by the Laws of File Concatenation, the following propositions hold:
- P1): New Text Document.txt + New Text Document.txt = New Text Document.txt
- P2.1): anyfile.txt + New Text Document.txt = anyfile.txt
- P2.2): New Text Document.txt + anyfile.txt = anyfile.txt
- P3): anyfile.txt - New Text Document.txt = anyfile.txt
- P4): anyfile.txt × New Text Document.txt = New Text Document.txt
- P5): anyfile.txt ÷ New Text Document.txt = F47 IN NODE 725; CAN'T CONTINUE DAMMIT
[edit] Exploiting the New Text Document.txt Glitch in Windows
Utilizing the special properties of New Text Document.txt, it is theoretically possible to store an infinite amount of information on your personal computer, regardless of memory limitations. WTF, how, you ask??? Easy! Since New Text Document.txt uses absolutely no disk space on a typical computer running Windows XP, all you have to do is to just create a whopping shitload of copies of New Text Document.txt (all of which collectively use 0 bytes) and rename each one of them to whatever you jolly well please. Don't bother to type anything inside the files; the filenames themselves act as an unlimited supply of free memory for whatever information you choose to type in.
Also note that this process works for compressing any image or media file, no matter how large, to an ultimate minimum of 0 bytes. Simply change the file extension of any .jpg, .gif, .bump, .mpthree, .etc, to .txt. Then copy (ctrl C) the contents of the resulting text file and paste it (ctrl V) over the filename of New Text Document.txt. Finally, delete the original file. Voilà! (Please proceed with caution; this process may or may not be reversible.)
