New World Order/Membership
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Until someone makes an org chart of these members, we will make the list of NWO members here:
[edit] Membership Roll of the New World Order
Founder members
Corporations
- Disney
- Comcast
- Wal-mart
- McDonalds
- Digg
- Pepsi
- IBM
- Apple
- AOL
- RIAA
- MPAA
- Microsoft
- Coca-Cola
- Mass Media
- Big Pharma
- Big Oil
- The Rand Corporation
- Bilderberg Group
- Burgerbuilder Group
- Boogerbuilder Group
- WWE
Non-Profits
- Illuminati
- Freemasons
- Elders of Zion see Protocols of the Elders of Zion
- National Public Radio (NPR)
- Boy Scouts of America
- Boy Scouts of Canada
- North American Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA)
- Evil Atheist Conspiracy
- ACLU
- PBS
- Moveon.org
- Linux companies
- Wikipedia
Peoples
- Yo Mama's
- Extraterrestrials
- Fascists (includes Nazis)
- Communists
- Capitalists
- Feminists
- People who spell "colour" with a u
- Non-Catholic Christians
- Armenians
- sexuals
- Kitsune
- furries
- Liberals
- Neocons
- Ron Paul supporters
- Terrorists
- Nihilists
- Hollywood celebrities
- Communists
Individuals
- Phyllis Schafly
- Michael Jackson
- Marilyn Manson
- Lyndon B. Johnson
- Al Sharpton
- Jesus (a Mexican guy, not the Jesus)
- all the Popes
- Big Brother
- Oprah Winfrey
- Al Gore A.K.A. ManBearPig
- Brian Peppers
- Doctor Doom
- Lex Luthor
- Bill Clinton
- Alex Jones
- Michael Moore
- Osama bin Laden
- Bill O'Reilly
- Wolf Blitzer
- Keith Oberman
- Glenn Beck
- David Letterman
- Andy Kaufman
- Jay Leno
- Ted Turner
- Tina Turner
- Rick James
- 50 Cent
- Vince McMahon
- Donald Trump
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Andy Dick
- Hugo Chavez
- Nancy Pelosi
- Bert & Ernie
- Stewie Griffin
- Jimmy Neutron
- Kermit the Frog
- Jimbo Wales
- Hannah Montana
- Mickey Mouse
- Star Wars Kid
- Darth Vader
Bastard Children
- Andrew Schlafly
- Enron
- Tyco
- Worldcom
- Heritage Foundation
- George W. Bush
- Hillary Clinton
- John Kerry
- John Edwards
- Ron Paul
- Edward George Kunz.....Wait you might not know this one....
