Nick Jr.
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Nick Jr., a spinoff of The Mini Dictators Network (most popular channel in the Congo Republic), was that embarrassing little kids shit you watched when you were sick and stayed home from school, because there was nothing else to watch. You know you watched it, you pussy. The channel was originally a response to THEIR AV Club instructor's challenge to "make a TV network worse than the network that's worse than C-SPAN". It's currently being managed by Salty Sammy (a.k.a. Goku), and most material is being written by various writers from The TV Guide Channel.
[edit] Current Status
There are many shows currently being worked on by Nick Jr.'s 3 producers, and possibly a name change. Possible new names include:
- GB Network (Gary Brolsma)
- Junior Funnies (top choice)
- Comcast For Kids (part of Comcast's hostile takeover)
- Nick Sr.
- Juice & Cookies Network
Nick Jr. is banned in every high school in Florida and New York due to the known fact that it can be used as a way of getting high.
[edit] Programming
Nick Jr. Shows include:
- Grue's Clues
- Little Retards
- Lance Armstrong's Cardio Vascular Endurance Training with Lance Armstrong
- Dora The Explorer (banned in Russia)
- Dora The Stock Broker (popular in Canada)
- Dora
- Blue's Clues
- Blue's Clues on Drugs
- Highly Influenced Blue's Clues
- How To Cook Monkeys with Dora The Explorer
- Wake Up James! with James
- Go to Sleep James! with James
- Get in the Bed James! with James' manager (aired after Go to Sleep! James, censored)
- e1337 Haxxors
- e1337 Haxxors: T3h 53ri3s
- Elite Hackers (for people who don't speak haxxor)
- Developing the Arrested: The Cartoon
- Blonde Jokes for Kids!
- |3|_0|\|D3 J0|<35 |=0R |<|D5! (spoken in haxxor)
- Nick Jr. Presents: Nick Sr.:Live in Concert Presenting: Nick Sr. (in Concert [live])
- The Abandonded Hobo Gets A Lung with George Lopez
- Blue's Booz
- Blue's N00bs (cancelled)
- Nick Sr. Sr. Presents: Nick Jr.'s Jr. Jr: In Concert (live) with Nick Jr. Sr.
- How to Boil Chocolate with Steve (from Blue's Booz)
- This ain't Yo Mamma (the Cartoon) with Wilmer Valderama
- Guitar Gods (syndicated cartoon, censored)
- Innapropriate Television (the cartoon) with David Spade (banned)
- Everything Else with Clay Aiken
- Everything Else: Recap Edition with Clay Aiken
- Everything Else: Incase you missed the Recap Edition Edition with Clay Aiken
- Boom's Holy Union (cartoon version)
- Backyardagins super secret super spy aka lady in pink risks her life for some stupid chocolate milk.
- The show about the pets with speech problems that are just fucking stupid
