Nigerian economy
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[edit] Economic Situation.
Dr. Samuel Tik. No. 16 Kingsway Road Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria. Tel/Fax: 234-1-7747907
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction.This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret online article on the Nigerian economy. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in writing of Uncyclopedia article about our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us WRITE said articles into UNCYCLOPEDIA ENTRY about the NIGERIAN ECOMONY.
The source of this writing fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Guki Puki, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Board of Supervision (B.S) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Savings and Holdings of Iburo Technologys (S.H.I.T).
[edit] Request for Foreign Aid.
However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars And Zero Cents) WILL BE PAID BY TELEPATHAL TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter since you are recommended to us by top source agents in your country who have trust you. We have agreed to share the money thus:
70% for us (the officials)
20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you)
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
It is from this 70% that we wish to commence the article about Nigerian economies.
Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope THAT THE FUNDS CAN ARRIVE YOUR ACCOUNT in latest ten (10) banking days from the date of receipt of the following information by TEL/FAX: 234-1-7747907: A SUITABLE NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID. PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND BY TELEPHONE OR FAX.
Please acknowledge receipt of this letter using the above Tel/Fax number. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.
Yours Fondly,
DR. SAMUEL TIK
