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“Fuck you, Viacom”

~ Gary Coleman on the anti-Niggerlodeon protest

“ Quality Televison for the whole Nigger family”

~ Ann Coulter

“It's a hell of a lot better than that fucking Black Entertainment Telvision shit”

~ Bill Cosby

“Afro Americans should love this!”

~ Michael Richards on Niggerlodeon

The Niggerlodeon logo

Otherwise mediocre shows such as 'Cousin Skeeter' relied on tailored product placement to draw attention from the black community.

Niggabob is synonymous with Niggerlodeon.

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Niggerlodeon is TimeWarner. Viacom and Michael Richards Enterprises' highly controversial spinoff of the popular kids network Nickelodeon. This network is designated for black people, since Nick was losing its black audience because all of their shows were just too white for them. Its white founders included the word "nigger" in its name, not knowing what the name meant, only that it was a hip term used by many rap artists. Jesse Jackson, while doing research for his book on the history of mustaches, came across evidence that "nigger" had once been a slur used by whites against African Americans. After several angry protests and incessant rhymes by Jackson and his followers the network was renamed to BET* (Black Entertainment Television); Jackson was also given 90% of the profits in perpetuity and all openings for key positions were to be given to Jesse's friends and family, since it is generally agreed that the best way to help poor disenfranchised blacks is to make Jesse Jackson rich. This spinoff first aired in 1990.

The channel ceased broadcasting in 2069.

1 List of shows Niggerlodeon showed before its demise
2 Niggerlodeon movies
3 Sista channels
4 Parental Input
5 See Also

[edit] List of shows Niggerlodeon showed before its demise

Niggerlodeon is called this as black people didn't want to watch white peoples tv, they were like "YO I AINT WATCHIN NO WHITE BOY TV" so niggerlodeon was invented. However, the network was renamed in turn due to the offense of the word "nigger-lode".

100 Good Deeds For Martin Luther McDowd - Community Service for everyone's favourite Equal Rights Campaigner.
fat abbot - a nice program for nI:grou teens, fat nI:grous and white pepoles pretending to be black.
AAAH! Real Homeboys - Beneath the "Real" World of Detroit live some freakish creatures.
Are You Afraid of the Dark People? - a show about people at a campfire telling gruesome stories about racism.
The Adventures of Skeet and Skeet - About 2 brothers both named Skeet who live in the city of Coonsville and get into all kinds of messed up shit, yo.
As Told By Ginjah - A series that tells the story of a stripper named Ginjah (it's an anagram!) and her two lesbian biatches.
The Ayana Show- A show about some bent nigga toothpick lookin bitch runnin around with dese giant lobstahs aktin a foo."Nigga, Please!"
All Black!- A bunch of half assed niggas plowing each other into the wall. except for this one fat bitch, shes gettin her grub on.
Avatar: The Last Black Guy-Story about the last black guy fighting the evil Whitey Nation to save the world.
CockZone - A show about how a young white boy discovers that he can rub a piece of chicken on the wall to enter CockZone, a world composed of nothing but black people.
Doug - A nigga in the hood who likes to eat tofu goods from his favorite restaurant, Honkie Burger.
Kenan and Kel - Black Comedy, without the humour. Hold up, no humor? Sounds like a black comedy to me. Nevermind that first part.
Kenan and Kel and Koon(a.k.a. K&K&K) - A spinoff with a white guy.
Catdawg! - He's half cat, half dog, and one mean Mutha.
Fairly BlackParents - Half-Caste Hi-Jinx.
Figure Shit Out - Some nigz get information...the hard way. See also: "Finger her Shit: Doggy Style".
Uncle Ben & Pimpy - An old black nigga & a fat ol' dog solve mysteries about shit goin' down in the projects. (Not to be confused with The PJ's or Family Ties.)
Drake and Jamal - Interracial fun with two hilarious "brothers"
Yo Nigga! - Cartoon about a young black boy growing up in Compton.
Tha Wild Blackberries - Young Latisha and her family go on the lam around the world.
Hoodrats - Tommy and his crew take on the 'hood.
Jamal Niggertron This genius is often mistaken as dark chocolate.
NiggaBob BlackPants - Niggabob and his homeboys get into some gangsta shit...underwater.
Rocko's Honkie Life - Comic cartoon series with this amusing whiteboy.
Romeo - Songs that teach children that beating a dead hooker with a stick is no way to go. Use your pimp hand instead.
Tha Angry Biatches - A show where people from the hood are angry about the failure of the local hydroelectric dam. With the voice of Eddie Murphy.
Cousin Skeeter - Nigga from da 'hood Skeeter comes to live with his white cousin's family following the tragic drive-by shootin of his momma. Hilarity ensues.
Sleephomie Club - Gang banga action from down-under.
Shantel and Sister - two racist cheerleader sisters who are prejudice against Sanford and Son.
My Life as a Teenage Ho Bot - A robot goes slowly insane to the point of becoming a psychopath due to confusion caused by Cree Summer's voice coming out of a white girl with a black side.
Tha Malcolm X's - A family of black spies must save the world from the evil K.K.K.
All Dat - It's like In Living Color, but less funny.
Desmin Phantom - A Black Teenager who is half-ghost uses his powers to fight gangsta ghosts and avoid gettin whacked in drive-by shootings.
Nigga 411 - These students live in an all black boarding school.
Niggas 4 Kix - A classic show of kicking blacks.
All Pimped Up - A Grown up version of the Hoodrats, but more sex, drugs and guns.
Dave Song And The Niglets - Dave and his niglet friends are seen stomping through the show, going about on their usual rampages.
SHAZAAM! - A show with a variety of black-related skits. Often features Urkel and Jemima as the hosts. Skits range from My Biatch Step-Sister Loopy and The Erascists.
The Miranda Show! - A show featuring a bunch of skits. The host is an anorexic ho named Miranda.
Jeb's Declassified Bar Guide - A documentary on how to get girls by your side - virgin or whore. Responsible for the hookup Steven Hawkings being carried by girls on all fours.
Lazytown - A reality show about the day-to-day lives of black people living in projects. Soon to be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Legeindz of da Hiddin Watamelun - dez blak dudz gotz 2 b movin al round da tempul and shiz avoid'd da kkk dat b popin up evrywherz..ye hrd?.
The Chappelle Show - You should know.
Colored 'Rissa 'splains Some Shit - A show about 'Rissa and her complaints about how discriminated people in her race are.
Salute Your Skorts - A show about black women who go to a camp and strip nude and salute their skorts (short skirts) toward people with a strong fetish toward them.
Wienerville - A variety show where puppets discuss how the civil rights of black people should be.
Wild and Crazy Nigz - a game show where negros battle against each other to see who is more "black".
What Was Your Hood? - host Marc Summers challenges for people in the hood to show off their weaknesses.
The Tomorrow Gangstas - People develop a time machine to try and go back in time to ensure that a home is not being entered before they rob it. The people in the show make lots of money leeching off the past.
Lil' Daryl - A hilarious children's show featuring the voice of Daryl Strawberry as a 5 year old Pimp in search of his parents...and hos.
My Brother and Me - A show about ghetto niggas that are best friends. They have 5,000 brothers and sisters. The show featured special guest Goo, Jesse Jackson, Kanye West, and Samuel L. Jackson.
Entitlements and Shit - a critically-acclaimed educational children's show to instruct niglets in all the methods of mooching off the Government. Won the 2006 Niggy Awards in the "Best Series to Exploit Victimhood" category.
Rocket Niggers - They strap rockets to niggers and blow them up.
Nigger Man X - While Mega Man X is on vacation, his twin black brother Nigger Man X made by Dr.Dark, Dr.Light's twin black brother, covers for him while he's gone.
Invader NIG - a show where Invader NIG, invades white people's homes to turn into gangtaz!!! YO!!!!!!!
Niggers say the Darndest Things - What dat nigga jus say?
The Wild Bigits - The nigga bigitz are hunting for President Bush & Bush!
The Wild Niggaberries - A family of niggers haten on honkies world-wide. FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!
Full House of Niggas - A house full of niggas. What else do want? Soon to be cancled because white neighbors complain about loudness, watermelon stank, and KFC chicken bones everwhere.
Honkies Can't Do That on Television - A show that showcases how racially segregated the one channel Niggerlodeon is from channels that white people typically watch. Also, it has content that is too inappropriate for honkies such as gang wars.
Black's Clues - We have crack, KFC chicken, and watermelon seeds. What could it be? I know! A Nigger!
Cosby Show - "we make-a a face like dis. and a doobie honking piece of yella puddin."
Bob the Drug Lord - a show where a gangsta sells crack on the corner, gets high, and starts talkin to cars and trucks and scarecrows.
Powerpuff Bitches - Fightin crime by bitchin at their foes, which is prettymuch everyone alive.
Courage the Cowardly Nigger - Scardey cat nig saves his homeboys from emo kids.
The Black Adventures of Dante and Shanika - Two little negro kids have fun with the grim nigga in da hood.
Compton Park - This show's already racist.
Dante's Lab - A nigger does science shit in his secret lab. And by science shit, I mean he makes crack.

El Nigger:The Adventures of Manny Riblacka - A Black kid that got superpowers by a magic black belt. He helps people by making graffiti And fighting black monsters.
Black at tha Barnyard - Black farm animals try to party and vandalize their farm before their plantation owners who are looking after them treats them like slaves.
Nig, Nigg n Nigger- A show about three black kids who try to scam people out of money in order to buy crack filled jawbreakers

My Life As A Teenage Nigger- A show about a nigger robot teenager doing what a black teenagers normally do.
Niggato-A show about a black ninja Niggato whos the only black guy in his gang his gang leader is a pimp his other to gang members is an emo and a ho who wants the emo guy.
My Gym Partner's a Honky-Some retards from the school board send a white boy named Tyrone Blackman-Negroponte-Boone-Koon to an all black school because of his name. His gym partner is the only nigger in the school to have a gym partner who's a honky. His gym partner likes to slap Tyrone in the face with his cock.
Crossing Nigger A show about about niggers on the two way with hoes in each corner
Grand Theft Auto: Niggerlodeon City Niggaz in the hood rob commercial space to get their $$$.

[edit] Niggerlodeon movies

The show staff of Nigga Libre

Movies that were released under the Niggerlodeon label by Niggamount Pictures.

Harriet Tha Nig - a show about a spy who investigates attempts for rivals to start gang wars
Good Burger - a movie about Kenan and Kel where they start a burger restaurant for their nigs to eat at.
Hoodrats: The Movie - a movie about rats in the hood, fo sho.
Nigga Libre - a nigga growin' up in Mexico learns how to wrestle...and pimp.
Nigpoleon DYNOMITE! - the charming documentary of a corny nigga growin' up in Harlem, with the help of his crackhead best friend Juicy J. Starring Nick Cannon and J.J. Walker.
The Niggawick Chronicles - No comment!
Charolette's Biatch - Based on a book by tha nigga, E.B. Black, it comes to life, y'all!
Finding Nigmo - The KKK search for an underwater nigger, underwater.
Nigger Cars - Talkin Cadilacs and BMW's. Note: All cars in movie have hydraulics and fuzzy dice. Dats pimpin ya'll!
The Incredible Niggers - superpower nigs. Honkies beware.
Nigger Little - a midget nigga? I'll be damned!
Bible Black(English) - Yes,this is now broadcasting on Niggerlodeon,but this great Hentai has replaced the voice actors with black gangstas as this suited the name of the Hentai and the children,as proved by science,like this version much more than the ordinary English dub.
The Niggerwick Chronicles - a chronicle to be on a lookout for blacks and more african homies.

[edit] Sista channels

Nig Jr. - aimed at the youth in the hood.
Nigz at Night - aimed at adolescent niggaz who have already popped their first Whitey.
Sniggers - on saturday night, niggaz from the hood party and watch this program.
Blacktoon Network - a network for the niggers' favorite classics.
TEENiggaz - aimed for all black teenz or should I say, biatches!

[edit] Parental Input

[edit] Yellow parents

When parents over in Asia saw the racist and religious impacts Bush was causing, the Asians resorted to cultural influence in helping bring back Niggerlodeon. The Japanese sent subliminal messaging in anime such as Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh. The Chinese looked to Chairman Mao, who requested Joseph Stalin and his Red Army to help in the war. Asian parents also increased the birth rate exponentially to send new soldiers to fight in America.