Ninja/Laws

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Although ninjas are wise and powerful, there are several basic principles, known as Ninja Laws, that ninja behaviour has been found to follow. (It was exceedingly difficult to research these laws, so we hope you're happy. Fred got a shuriken in the throat.)

[edit] Law of Ninja Strength

The Law of Ninja Strength states that the strength, stealth, stamina, etc. of any one ninja is inversely proportional to the number of that type of ninja in the area.

[edit] Example

Let us take the Foot Ninja in their never-ending quest to kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since the Foot inevitably appear in numbers up to thousands at one time, it follows that their individual power is relatively small.
So we can conclude:

Number of Ninjas = Weaker Individual Power

[edit] Therefore

There are four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. By the Law of Ninja Strength, they have substantially greater strength than the innumerable Foot Ninja.

From this, we can conclude that the LESS ninjas there are, the stronger they become

[edit] Exception

The only exception to this Law are the Ninjas in the popular series "Naruto". These ninjas have such a strong individuality that the Law of Ninja Strength is rendered ineffective. And EVERYBODY likes Naruto anyways since it is a great representation of ninja awesomeness, unless ninjutsu isn't ninja enough. Besides, everyone knows Naruto is a real but dumb-ish ninja. He makes way too much noise to be smart but he is good at beating up people...when angry. Giant animals aren't very sneaky either.

[edit] Dissimilarity Paradox

The Dissimilarity Paradox, also known as the General Exclusion Principle or Red Shirt Effect, is closely related to the Law of Ninja Strength. The Dissimilarity Paradox states that the expendability of any individual is directly proportionate to the number of people in the area who look similar to that individual.

Here, expendability is defined as the difficulty of killing a person and the lack of sympathy when that person is killed.

The paradox lies in the fact that, in some cases, it may actually be easier to die the more armor you wear, if there are enough people nearby wearing that armor.

[edit] Example

For example, in the beforementioned best-known example of the Dissimilarity Paradox, in Star Wars: Clone Wars, General Kenobi’s expendability dropped significantly when he took off his clone helmet, despite the fact that he had been wearing a ragged cape at the time. This, combined with his extremely high survivability, as defined by the Law of Vitality to Plot, allowed his triumph over the nigh-invulnerable Durge. It is interesting to note that against the same foe, 1000 Naruto clones are often easy dispatched while 4 Naruto clones usually Rasengan people in the face.

[edit] Law of Emotional Attachment

This law is closely related to the general exclusion principal, in that the greater emotional attachment to that person (measured in EAS, of course), the more powerful the attachment target becomes, for example a nameless samurai at -3 HP and falling. He talks about his wife and children and is spontaneously revived, claiming to "get better". Sometimes ninjas scream, "Farewell, goodnight; last one out turn out the lights."