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Ninjapedia

Encyclopædia Ninjanica (忍者の事典)

Author(s):

an unknown number of anonymous contributors, dressed in black, who vanished as quickly as they came

Language(s)

English & Engrish

Genre(s):

Reference Encyclopedia

Media Type:

14 Hardback Volumes

ISBN #:

1-01337-133-7

Web Version:

http://www.ninjapedia.org

Hazmat Classification:

1.1A (Explosives)

Fool! Another man dies, victim of the Ninjapedia, Vol I.

The Ninjapedia, also known as the Encyclopædia Ninjanica (忍者の事典), is a 14 volume encyclopedia set that is currently in its 2nd edition. It is published by Holocaust denier's book company Skullastic.

1 Controversy
2 Excerpt(s)
3 Other Editions
4 See Also
5 Official Site

[edit] Controversy

Chief Editorial Staff

Little is known about this encyclopedia, other than the fact that is has killed many men. According to the publishers, 'Ninjapedia is the most definitive compendium ever written of all things related to ninja.' This claim has not been verified as the volumes are printed in poisonous black ink on glossy black pages. While all volumes of the series once were known to exist and catalogued in the U.S. Library of Congress, all but two volumes of the fourteen volume set have since mysteriously vanished. Many of the books were bound in random covers from other books so as to disguise the volumes, further complicating the process of locating a copy. The volumes left remaining in circulation are:

Volume I: AAAAAAAAA! ~ Bō staff
Volume XII: Origami ~ Sai.

[edit] Excerpt(s)

The Great Ninja war

There was no great ninja war. The ninjas instantly defeated their enemies. Turn the page.

[edit] Other Editions

Title page of the 1st Edition

While the 1st edition, published sometime in the Heian period (794-1185), was handwritten in Japanese on rice paper, the current edition is published in two languages: English and Engrish. There is also a web version available on the interweb at the official site[1] that strangely enough does not contain any actual articles.