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As you can see, Ninjewstars are slightly different from Ninjastars
Ninjews are a skilled sub-section of the Mossad (the Israeli Secret Service). (Inteirely coincidental that the acronym for Israeli Secret Service is the same as In School Suspension). The Ninjews have awesome skill at throwing Ninjewstars which gives them a huge advantage in battle. These Ninjewstars, however are shaped a bit differently.
However, the Israelis are hardly ever able to unleash the power of the Ninjews because the are considered
WMD's. If they
did unleash these awesomely powerful ISS units,
George Bush would drop all of 2,000 or so
nukes at the poow wittle Iswaewis. This is the only good reason as I see it that they don't conquer the world.
Two high ranking NinJews in the ISS.
They also gave other lame reasons in the press conference (you know how Israelis are) like, "We don't want people to hate us," and "What would your mother say if
you took over the world with Ninjews?" Seriously. If I was in charge of those bad boys I would
kill my mother so that she wouldn't scold me about the
genocide of billions of people. One time she scolded me because I sent my cat to the jaohnsons because they have a son that beat me up--it shouldn't matter that it was dead and mangled...Ol' Lassy was a good ol' cat,she ain't never troubled no one. One time she ate my goldfish and i had to replace it with a gold fish cracker so that my prnts wouldn't find out.
