Ninjuit
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Ninjuit: Noun 1. A ninja Inuit 2. A type of frosted cake
“WTF is a ninjuit??”
~ the admin on ninjuits
“My cousin likes grapes ^_^, oh and ninjuits...”
~ Gee on ninjuits and grapes
[edit] Ninjuit beginnings
The Ninjuit conquered Iqaluit from the Vikings in 1000 AD, and made it their capital city. They then proceeded to kick ass. In 1508 AD, Ninjas made a full scale invasion of Greenland, but were brutally slaughtered by the Ninjuit warriors, they went away, and used their awesome ninja skills to create a time machine, which they used to travel back to a time when the Inuits were defenceless (before the last ice age) and attempted to bring them under the power of their empire. Fortunately, a small resistance formed, under the lead of Ninja Pirate Jesus, who taught them the way of the Ninja. Very cool ninja fights ensued. However, the Ninjas banded together in a last stand, and used their Mad Ninja Skillz and laser vision to melt ice onto them, where it froze, and has so been till the present day. The attackers went on to rule the World, as part of the Ninja conspiracy.
[edit] Ninjuits today
So they lie in wait, deep inside the polar ice caps, from whence global warming will one day melt them free. When this happens, Pirate Ninja Jesus, a pwner of the highest order indeed, will ride forth, his ninjuit deathsquads in tail, and rain icy steel doom down on all.
[edit] What does the future hold for Ninjuits?
The prophecies foretell that he shall ride through Eurasia at 99.99% the speed of light (100% of course, being impossible, other than for communists), stopping only to engage in tense Ninja fights. The deathsquads' wave of doom shall be ceased on the borders of Switzerland, as the Swiss will refuse to engage in combat. After a series of badly-dubbed negotiations, the Swiss shall persuade Pirate Ninja Jesus to perform hara-kiri (belly-slicing), thereby ending his reign of doomish terror.
