Stephanie McMahon
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Born in Whorehouse, Vincity, Stephanie McMahon first appeared on WWF programming as part of a Roddy Piper vignette in her virgin days. After that, she modeled some of the WWF condoms. In early 1969, she became involved in an onscreen storyline involving her grandpapa, Jesse "The beautiful Body" McMahon, and The Horny Serial Rapist. The Horny Serial Rapist stalked and abducted Stephanie and "fucked" her in the middle of the ring in a "Sex the audience" ceremony performed by Kevin Federline, but Stephanie was saved by Michael Jackson . He did this to fuck Vince McMahon, or so it seemed but later it was revealed that Michael Jackson didn't want Vince but he wanted his grandson Mr.Kennedy.....Kennedy McMahon. Stephanie and her mother Linda sided with Vince's ex-boyfriend Michael Jackson. Vince responded by having The Horny Serial Rapist kidnap Stephanie a second time and fuck her 12 times. Stephanie has also slept with The Underweartaker 50,000 times and she has slept with Eugene(The retarded wrestler) about 200 times.
Stephanie began a relationship with wrestler Shane McMahon which led to a heated feud between Shane McMahon and his mother Linda McMahon, who viewed Shane as not being good enough for Stephanie because as a brother he shouldn't fuck Steph. After Shane defeated Linda (which cause his mother to lose a boob and a kidney) at SummerSlam 1999 in a "love her or leave her" Greenwich Streetfight, Linda stopped objecting and went out of his way for his daughter and for his son, proving to them she was on their side. Stephanie and Shane went on to team together in a match on September 20, 1999, with the couple defeating Jeff Jarrett and Dixie. The couple were eventually engaged, but their original wedding date had to be postponed after xxx accidentally hit Stephanie with a thrown dildo, giving her a concussion and skull crack. A later date was set, but during the in-ring ceremony, Kane showed a video which revealed that he had poked Stephanie's left eye and taken her to The Hotel in See No Evil where they were having sex in a lobby with 100,000 people watching on live television. This effectively ended the relationship between her and Shane. Stephanie abhorred Kane at first, but eventually sided with him, turning on Vince in the process by slapping him in the face.
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[edit] McMahon-Jacobs Era
In 2000, with Vince McMahon absent as a result of injuries inflicted upon him by Kane at the 1999 Armageddon event, Kane and Stephanie became the onscreen owners of WWE, a period known as the "McMahon-Jacobs Era" and dominated by the McMahon-Jacobs Faction. Kane held the WWF Championship and Stephanie held the WWF Women's Championship after several interferences and a DDT from Tori against her opponent, defending champion JLo. Stephanie reconciled with her father and brother at WrestleMania 2000 when they helped Kane defend his title against Hitchcock, leaving Linda McMahon as the only face in the McMahon family. Linda and Stephanie would exchange slaps throughout the summer of 2000. Throughout 2000, Stephanie would use heel wrestlers to try and eliminate her enemies: Hitchcock, The Slipped Angel Christopher Daniels and Christie Hemme. The Slipped Angel in particular enraged Stephanie by calling her a "Beautiful, lovable, hugable, brutal, horny, bottom-feeding trash bag ho," leading to a series of matches between him and Kane. Stephanie lost the WWF's Women's Championship to Michael Jackson in the first women's RAW main event match on August 21, 2000
In late 2000, a love triangle storyline began featuring Stephanie, Kane and The Undertaker. The storyline was resolved officially at IforgiveU when Kane defeated Undertaker with a Fingerpoke of Doom following a low bite from Michael Jackson, proving his loyality to him. However, after taking several shots from both men accidentally during a segment on "Saw," Jigsaw demanded Stephanie to poke her right eye from her eyesocket during his games. Upset by this, McMahon became Kane's manager and was in his corner when he defeated Steve O for the WWE Championship at the '00 Yes Mercy. The alliance was short lived, as Kane killed Jigsaw in "Who's the better Psychopath" Match
The internal disputes between the McMahons led to Shane siding with his mother against Stephanie and Vince. Linda was in a comatose state due to oversex with Shane, and Vince took the opportunity to have a public affair with Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie briefly feuded with Linda (which almost kill her mother completely), defeating her at No Way Out 2001, but eventually both settled their differences and sided with Vince. Over the next few weeks, Vince made it clear that he favored Stephanie over Linda, even allowing Stephanie to cover Linda with mud using a mop in the middle of the ring. At WrestleMania X-Seven, Shane defeated Vince in a Street Fight. During the course of the match, Linda slapped Vince and chased Stephanie from ringside, apparently upset with Vince's constant misogynistic treatment of her.
[edit] Power Trip
Following Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H's alliance with Mr. McMahon, Stephanie returned as Triple H's manager at ringside. Following Triple-H's injury in May of 2001, she disappeared from WWF television.
[edit] Invasion
Stephanie later returned and "betrayed" Vince on July 9, 2001 by revealing that she had purchased ECW and intended to bankrupt the WWF (in reality, the ownership of ECW assets at this time was highly disputed), along with Shane, who had become the onscreen owner of WCW. She was made unemployed when her wrestlers were defeated by the WWF at the 2001 Fuck Series, as she had sold her "WWF stock" to John Cena who actually slept with her for some days. The night after The Alliance was defeated, Shane and Stephanie came to the ring to confront Vince. While Shane earned Vince's trust by admitting that he had lost and then leaving quietly, Stephanie tried to say that Shane put her up to it, and it was all his fault. In the end, she was dragged from the building by Personal Ingrain of McMahon Personnel or PIMP.
[edit] Divorce
Stephanie returned in 2002 when Triple H made a comeback as a dickface, but the couple began having problems. The couple "divorced" after Stephanie (falsely) claimed to having a baby in order to trick Triple H into a Vow Renewal Vs. Title match. The split was acrimonious to say the least; Triple H literally complied with the "fifty-fifty" divorce settlement by giving Stephanie the her left implant and Stephanie claimed that Triple H had abused his dog Lucy, in order to gain custody to spite him.
In order to gain revenge upon Triple H, Stephanie began foiling his attempts to undo his vasectomy. After Triple H won the Royal Rumble (2002), Stephanie stole a referee shirt before a match between Kurt Angle and Triple H at No Way Out 2002 with Triple H's WrestleMania title shot on the line. Though Kurt Angle won thanks to Stephanie's somewhat suspect officiating, it didn't mean anything because Triple H always gets what he wants. He got the title shot back the next night and stole Angle's anal virginity. Stephanie then went down on current champion and former enemy, Chris Jericho. Despite Stephanie's best efforts, Jericho lost to Triple H at WrestleMania EX-EIGHT on March 18. McMahon also received a Pedigree from her "ex" during the contest. On the March 25 episode of RAW, Jericho and Stephanie lost to Triple H in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Title, with the stipulation that, if Stephanie was pinned, she would be forced to leave the WWF. As she walked up the ramp to exit the arena, the crowd chanted "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, good fuck!" As she opened the door to her limosine in the arena's parking garage, out came The Horny Serial Rapist, who made his long awaited return to WWF. He grabBed her, pulled her inside the limo, and took off, with the limo rocking the entire way out of the arena. Stephanie McMahon has not been seen since, but she can be heard every night moaning to The Horny Serial Rapist's smooth and sweet accordion playing.
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