Game:Zork

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Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run “Zork.exe”_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Revision 3147792 / Serial number 840726

In a randomly placed mailbox you see a leaflet.

> read leaflet

Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most daangerous creatures you've ever blah blah blah.

> look

You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

If you want, you can also:

[edit] See Also

Shortcut:
GM:ZK
GM:Z1

The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3, Zork 4

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