Game:Zork
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| Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire | Score: 0 | Moves: 0 |
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C:\> Run “Zork.exe”_ ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright (c) 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Revision 3147792 / Serial number 840726 In a randomly placed mailbox you see a leaflet.
Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most daangerous creatures you've ever blah blah blah.
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. If you want, you can also:
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