Nobel Price
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[edit] About
The Nobel Price is an award given yearly to the inventor of the most expensive thing in a given field. Named after Alfred Nobel, inventor of the Very Expensive Sharp And Pointy Thing and guy who is dead now, the Nobel Price is the only reason Sweden is famous, because the award ceremony is held there.
[edit] The Price of the Nobel Price
Winning the award is a great honor, but has made many inventors jealous. Jealous inventors are cranky inventors and you know what that means. Jealous inventors have led to the creation of such unfortunate things as:
- Clocks with radios in them.
- Clocks and toasted bank accounts.
- Toasters with clocks in them.
- Bank accounts with toasters.
- Clocks with punching devices attached for tracking bank employee work attendance times.
[edit] Winners of the Nobel Price
Some past winners of the Nobel Price include:
- 2005 - Teo Kuan Bing - An incredibly expensive method for turning gold into lead.
- 1992 - Belgram Hopskin - Uranium balloon, expensive and non-functional (double award given)
- 1985 - The Four Seasons - Creation of a dessert consisting solely of gold leaf.
- 1977 - Solid Gold Dancers - Solid gold lame hotpants (later found to be undanceable in)
