Non-Smoking

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Non-smoking is the new way of being an unconformist. Kids in high-schools are now cool because they don't smoke and not the opposite, as it used to be. Grab a cigarette and break it in half in front of everyone and they'll all say "Awwww! What a nice guy!".

Many have decided to take this action much farther, however. Devout "non-smokers" harass their smoking co-workers while they are on their breaks with magazine clippings of the various cancers caused by the habit. Some may go even as far as stealing the cigarettes from strangers on the street who they see smoking. Rumor has it that in select extreme cases, some have vowed to hunt down and terminate the plagued portion of society by burning the smokers alive in a vat of tobacco.

The main slogan of the non-smokers appears to be "Death to the death causing smoking community".

[edit] History

The trend towards non-smoking began to surface in the 1960s along with the many other anti-whateverthefuckiscooltohate (eg. emos...etc) movements of the time. This was a major setback to the early twentieth century population control policies which had been put in place to "kill off all those stupid American Smokers" by adding carcinogens to the previously harmless tobacco. Many deviant teens would even go as far as burning their cigarettes in defience of the "the man" without inhaling the smoke.

Since then, the pattern has progressed drastically to the point where today it is not uncommon to find a whole group of kids not smoking right in front of their parents. Subsequent government ad-campaigns which were designed using "state-of-the-art reverse psychology" had flat out failed. With the intentions of getting more teens to smoke, they made slogans like "Tobacco Smokes You." Such efforts effectively made children want to smoke even less!

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