Non-subscriber genocide of 1984
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In September 1984, many people who did not subscribe to newspapers such as The Daily Sun, (not to be confused with The Daily Llama), were murdered for their apparent lack of subscriptions, which led to vandalism of houses and break dancing in the streets.
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[edit] Overview
The violence ensued from December 20th to the 30th, with the most violent days clearly being from Monday to Sunday. While murders happened all over the nation, a common theme seemed to emerge. The streets that were named "Easy Street," "Middle Road," and "Hard Way" were ravaged much more than any others. The weapons used for these murders across the nation varied, but all the murders on the three aforementioned streets were carried out with broken fire hydrants, grates from storm drains, cars that rapidly exited driveways at innoportune moments, skateboards, and remote control cars. Police Chief John Salwitz commented that "the gruesome ways in which subscribers of newspapers found to hurt their fellow neighbors astounds me."
[edit] Russel "PaperBoy" Dawe
The ringleader of The Subscribers' Movement (TSM) was a man by the name of Russel "PaperBoy" Dawe. His apparent hatred for the non-subsribers of the world originated from his job as a paper boy during his youth. However, non-subscribers of his newspaper would set up traps for him and pay people such as break dancers to disrupt his route. Disgruntled as he was, he continued on in his job, until he called it quits. Fueled by the hatred burning deep inside of him, he sought revenge on those who had spurned him in earlier life, with the same objects they used. Many psychologists have theorized that the reason those three streets were hit so hard during the genocide came from the fact that Dawe's route was along those three streets in his home town.
[edit] Aftermath
In the wake of this uprising, many people wondered if their lives would ever get back to normal. Dave Ralston was too horrified by the atrocities that were violently committed in a gruesome manner that he vigorously started huffing kittens. His life has been on a downward spiral ever since.
